Action & Video ---> And now for something *completely different*

[doubleppk]

[Hello Luceti. Enjoying the normalcy after the shift? Oh well, nothing stays normal long here. And so we have Elvis, giving a rooftop performance to put U2 to shame. Really, why the Malnosso decided to kidnap an Elvis impersonator or turn someone into one is probably not a good thing to question. Especially since the truth is far far stranger and doesn't even involve the Malnosso at all.]

[Still, if you're a fan of rock'n'roll, Elvis, Las Vegas, Elvis impersonators (because Elvis was not that short, not that light-haired, and the accent is clearly a little forced), or just impromptu rooftop jam sessions, enjoy this. Who knows, they might even take requests!]

[And otherwise, Elvis will leave the building and go about the village, wiggling hips and playing the guitar.]

[Please feel free to ask why. Just. Why.]

You ain't nothing but a hooooound dog!
CRYING all the tiiime!
You ain't nothin' but a hoooound dog!
Crying aaaaall the time!

Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend of mine!
YEAH!

Well-a, thank ya. Thank ya very much. [That accent man...]

Comments

[musubi]

[Have a young Japanese man just staring in your general direction.]

Elvis. Really.

[weaponry]

[ GO HOME ELVIS. ]

Who are you? [ Tenten is slightly irritated by the sudden serenade, but, she has to admit, her curiosity about her new sudden "admirer" is insatiable. ]

[lostinmyway]

[Elvis doesn't exist on the Legacy, and so Grune has nooooooo idea what's going on here. But she does love singing, and so have a round of applause, Fujiko.]

My, that was very nice!

[weakahoshi]

E- excuse me, but... What's a hound dog?

[There are tears welling up in her eyes. Someone she doesn't know is making fun of her!]

[Action]

[redjacketthief]

[Have a Lupin. He's worn down, his hair is mussed, and his arm is in a sling, but he's standing outside regardless.

The smirk on his face says it all.]

Hey, Elvis. When did you start bleaching your hair?

[disastergirl]

[...

It was a very gradual process, but in the end she was going to just crack right up. Oh god can't breathe.]

/late but couldn't resist

[most_unwanted]

[It's not the most accurate impersonator in the world, but you can't knock someone for good taste and effort.]

I knew that Elvis wasn't really dead.