Action & Video ---> And now for something *completely different*

[doubleppk]

[Hello Luceti. Enjoying the normalcy after the shift? Oh well, nothing stays normal long here. And so we have Elvis, giving a rooftop performance to put U2 to shame. Really, why the Malnosso decided to kidnap an Elvis impersonator or turn someone into one is probably not a good thing to question. Especially since the truth is far far stranger and doesn't even involve the Malnosso at all.]

[Still, if you're a fan of rock'n'roll, Elvis, Las Vegas, Elvis impersonators (because Elvis was not that short, not that light-haired, and the accent is clearly a little forced), or just impromptu rooftop jam sessions, enjoy this. Who knows, they might even take requests!]

[And otherwise, Elvis will leave the building and go about the village, wiggling hips and playing the guitar.]

[Please feel free to ask why. Just. Why.]

You ain't nothing but a hooooound dog!
CRYING all the tiiime!
You ain't nothin' but a hoooound dog!
Crying aaaaall the time!

Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend of mine!
YEAH!

Well-a, thank ya. Thank ya very much. [That accent man...]

Comments

[musubi]

There's a fountain in the center of town, man. Everyone walks by there.

Or if it's gotta be a rooftop, why not one of the shops in the area?

[doubleppk]

They're harder to climb with a guitar.

Even with grappling hooks.

[Why does Elvis have a grappling hook anyway?]

[musubi]

...You can't just get a ladder?

[doubleppk]

No. I'd skydive it, but my parachute keeps getting stuck. Seems like a bad omen.

[Strum strum strum.]

That and the lack of planes here, am ah right? [Finger gun point.]

[musubi]

[If only this was the weirdest thing he'd seen and/or heard so far...]

The fountain, then. Seriously, it would be impossible not to have an audience.

[doubleppk]

Perhaps, perhaps.

Are you not a fan of Graceland's music then?

[At least this isn't a cemetery because seriously the last time she whipped this costume out, it was and she kept making Graveland puns. It could be so much worse.]

[musubi]

Me? Not really, no.

I'm a little more alternative.

[doubleppk]

Sorry dude, I'm not so familiar with that genre.

Don't got a favorite to request?

[musubi]

Nnnnnope. Can't say I do.

[doubleppk]

Too many kids.

If I know the song, no matter what the genre, I'll try to play for it you. How's that sound?

[musubi]

No thanks. Really. I don't need to be serenaded.

[doubleppk]

This place is absolutely no fun sometimes. [Hops down from the roof and lands like an Earth Angel. She's good at that.]

[musubi]

[Isamu snorts and leans over the edge.]

Don't hurt yourself climbing around.

[doubleppk]

I've-a got it. It's more the guitar I'm a-worried about it.

I'm not one for smashing them up.

[musubi]

Yeah, I'd imagine that would suck.

Good luck, I guess.

[doubleppk]

Thanks. Ya sure ya don't want a partin' song?

[musubi]

Pretty sure, dude.

[doubleppk]

I could do something more modern.

[musubi]

I'm fine, thanks.

[And he's waving goodbye now, disappearing back over the edge of the building.]

[doubleppk]

[A shrug and she'll head off to the fountain per suggestion. It's so hard to make a living in a town without money gosh.]