doubleppk | Action & Video ---> And now for something *completely different*

[Hello Luceti. Enjoying the normalcy after the shift? Oh well, nothing stays normal long here. And so we have Elvis, giving a rooftop performance to put U2 to shame. Really, why the Malnosso decided to kidnap an Elvis impersonator or turn someone into one is probably not a good thing to question. Especially since the truth is far far stranger and doesn't even involve the Malnosso at all.]

[Still, if you're a fan of rock'n'roll, Elvis, Las Vegas, Elvis impersonators (because Elvis was not that short, not that light-haired, and the accent is clearly a little forced), or just impromptu rooftop jam sessions, enjoy this. Who knows, they might even take requests!]

[And otherwise, Elvis will leave the building and go about the village, wiggling hips and playing the guitar.]

[Please feel free to ask why. Just. Why.]

You ain't nothing but a hooooound dog!
CRYING all the tiiime!
You ain't nothin' but a hoooound dog!
Crying aaaaall the time!

Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend of mine!
YEAH!

Well-a, thank ya. Thank ya very much. [That accent man...]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

So I keep hearing...

[He fishes out his pack regardless and palms it off.]

We're gonna have to go outside if we smoke. Another person's house...you know the drill.

Mm-hm, no worries, I'm not lighting up. [She's just going to taste it~ And that way he'll have to think of her when he smokes it later. All the maturity.]

So I finally got my traps back up after that shift.

[Was Fujiko for real, or was she trying to stop him from being like Jigen. While he didn't deny that he was close to reaching the gunman's levels of chain smoking, he also didn't have his other vices around as a distraction. Alcohol was unwise, wandering was unwise, and there were times when he could barely stomach fatty foods or sweets anymore.

...

Damn, she was cruel!

He slipped the pack away, for later. There was always later.]

That's good about the traps--we don't need to worry about anyone coming to steal you away then. You don't have too many up, do you? Last time I was in, it was looking like a bigger health hazard than usual.

Less than before. It's getting to be too much of a hassle to keep up. And I only ever catch anyone on accident.

I could probably out maneuver Catherine Zeta Jones for laser traps now though. With my eyes closed.

Think it'd catch Sean Connery's eye~?