Action & Video ---> And now for something *completely different*

[doubleppk]

[Hello Luceti. Enjoying the normalcy after the shift? Oh well, nothing stays normal long here. And so we have Elvis, giving a rooftop performance to put U2 to shame. Really, why the Malnosso decided to kidnap an Elvis impersonator or turn someone into one is probably not a good thing to question. Especially since the truth is far far stranger and doesn't even involve the Malnosso at all.]

[Still, if you're a fan of rock'n'roll, Elvis, Las Vegas, Elvis impersonators (because Elvis was not that short, not that light-haired, and the accent is clearly a little forced), or just impromptu rooftop jam sessions, enjoy this. Who knows, they might even take requests!]

[And otherwise, Elvis will leave the building and go about the village, wiggling hips and playing the guitar.]

[Please feel free to ask why. Just. Why.]

You ain't nothing but a hooooound dog!
CRYING all the tiiime!
You ain't nothin' but a hoooound dog!
Crying aaaaall the time!

Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend of mine!
YEAH!

Well-a, thank ya. Thank ya very much. [That accent man...]

Comments

[weaponry]

Yeah! Protest about our imprisonment and the lack of transparency about the conditions we're locked in and how standoffish they are to us!

[ She is just cheering on all of Elvis' antics. Suffice to say, she has Elvis fever. ]

[doubleppk]

[And so Fujiko's plan marginally succeeds \o/]

Kind of like a subversive Jailhouse Rock then? I've got the feeling that no matter which way I play that-a up, they'd be more likely to make it worse though.

[weaponry]

[ Bless Fujiko! ]

But if we demonstrate our resilience, they'll leave us alone! They'll realize we can't be broken and they'd turn their attention to people whose spirits they can break!

[doubleppk]

Hey, if you think so, it's worth a shot, yeah?

Yeaaaah.

[Strums up a song as though getting ready to write. Dear god, this will be weird when she's finished. Not the least of which because she's going to have to cop-out and pretend someone else wrote it, but still have to be brave enough to sing it as herself... damn it.]

[weaponry]

Of course I do! [ Tenten sings the last part. Her high pitched singing voice seems almost childlike. She isn't aware of just how weird Fujiko feels right now.

ooc: Canon remains ambiguous on singing ninjas, but her voice actor does have a very good singing voice so I'm just carrying that over since it doesn't seem like it'd effect much either way. ]

[doubleppk]

Couldn't hurt, hm. I'll try to pass it onto someone else and they can teach you to sing it if you'd like!

[Ooc: No problemo~ It makes sense to me!]

[weaponry]

I wouldn't mind that! If the other person could sing and we could duet it, that'd be fine too!

[doubleppk]

Okay, do you know a Miss Fujiko Mine, darling? She'd be the one.

[ooc: Speaking of which. Fujiko's new post has the attempt up... but she gave up halfway through.]

[weaponry]

I do! I first met her when I arrived here a year ago. We talked about swords, and the things the Malnosso do. [ Her voice ends on a very dry note. Arriving in a wall with nothing but dead turkeys? Not a good way to start the day. ]

[doubleppk]

[She's kind of touched that you remember though! And Elvis just nods.]

Keep an eye out for it, I'll remind-a her to give you a call.

[weaponry]

Okay! I definitely will! Thank you so much, Mr. King! [ She smiles a bit softly. Here, Elvis, soak up her more dere side. ]

[doubleppk]

[Gosh that's adorable. Nope she totally can't take it. But gives an Elvis grin.]

Okay, one more-a song for the road. Though I gotta go deliver this-a song telegram.

[Sings I'm Leaving. Yeah she couldn't resist.]

[weaponry]

[ Tenten almost looks like she's going to pass out with joy. She's on her tippy toes, staring at Elvis in admiration as he pays his good byes. She waves to him, very overeagerly. ]

Come back soon, Elvis!!