S.W.A.K.

[Fujiko is chilling out in what people might recognize as decorated pretty much like Lupin's apartment. She's singing softly to herself and tinkering with something strange, albeit mechanical.]

They tried to draft us
But we don't wanna go
The man can't keep us down
Cuz oh yeah we know....

[She pauses and gives up on the song, focusing instead momentarily on snapping a spring into place, though this gets a quiet little "banzai!" of delight. Success; whatever it was.]

Tie em, push 'em down
The Energizer Bunny
Just keeps on runnin'
But there ain't no cure
For Luceti Winter Blues

[Cute frown and a pout.] No wait, that line's terrible... [Sighs and runs a hand through her hair, then taps her little mechanics into device, which mostly just looks extremely dangerous and flashes knifes and other cutting utensils on swinging springs before she taps it it again with a pen to make it stop and settle down.]

Writing music is really hard. "But there ain't no cure --
For Luceti's Barrier Blues??" [She just shrugs.] Someone else should do this, it's too hard. Tell Elvis I quit. Anyone want to write a protest song? I am going to stick to making earrings.

[Earrings. Yes, apparently that death trap from hell she's playing with? It's an earring. Of course it is. Who wouldn't wear such death traps on their ears right next to their head and necks... it's so shiny. And then the other "earring" goes off and just starts smoking.] Uh-oh... guess I shouldn't have borrowed Lupin's gunpowder. [She's just gonna... try to blow that out.... yeah... be back shortly; experiencing technical difficulties and all that.]

[This is Fujiko in army fatigues. You might be wondering where she got them, but really it's better not to question such things because the answer is usually just going to be "her boobs." In any case, she is winded, running and dodging a ridiculous amount of traps, all of which went off at once. Where did this traps come from? You might wonder as she does a handspring, narrowly missing a bear trap on the floor as she continues running away from flying spears that seem to sparking with some sort of dangerous electricity. Well as she appears to be running through the hallway containing the entirety of the womens' dorms, (and yes, if you step outside, you'll see her running and dodging those traps, and you might want to get the hell out of the way) it turns out, she set them herself.]

UH! Anyone in the womens' dorms areas? Stay the hell out of the hallway! For your own good! Hum. Apparently something glitched and they all went off at once. Yeah... Not my fault though! Um... That's all!

[She narrowly leans back like limbo-ing to duck under a flying spear coming from the OTHER direction, and unfortunately her boobs stick up a bit much and it slices just between them, wrecking the buttons on the shirt and blue bra underneath.]

AH! FUCK! That's my favorite shirt you goddamned son of a -- [The golem cuts it off to stem her tirade.]