ooc: Fujiko knows religion not at all, some about myths, and mostly she's confused REALLY confused

[doubleppk]

Today is Easter back home! And I have no idea if people here celebrate it but I figured I do so others can celebrate it with me if they want!!

So we'd be like coloring hard-boiled eggs and like Akito said, hiding chocolate filled plastic eggs and having kids find them. And there's all kinds of stuff about birth because it's Buddha's birthday!! And rebirth because Jesus came back from the dead... which makes him like a zombie! And I guess we gotta hide the eggs because he's a special zombie! That eats eggs instead of brains. And his special zombie-ness is why we eat motzah ball soup and unlevened bread. Because he was on a special zombie diet. Or maybe it was Buddha who was. I forget.

And the then gods gave us candy for being good and so we all had to keep our karma in balance or we wouldn't get any chocolate because the Easter bunny would eat it all. :(

Anyways...

Happy Easter!

[[ooc: yes I do know most of the religious origins of the actual SEPERATE holidays but this is meant as a joke and I'm really really really sorry if it offended anyone. Feel free to smack some sense into her if you want.]]

Comments

(ooc: He honestly meant merely for the duration of his stay on the ship, XD.)

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Chocolate bunnies, Fujiko. It does make a difference.

Re: (ooc: Haha oh well~ She's paranoid)

[doubleppk]

I know I know, I was kidding, really. ^_^

(ooc: Of course she was~)

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Of course you were.

Re: (ooc: mwahahaha?)

[doubleppk]

Yes yes, I suppose I would have learned by now not to tease ruthless mafia bosses but I never do seem to be able to get that through my head.

(ooc: hee)

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

I'm not exactly a mafia boss. And 'ruthless' is such a...misleading adjective.

Re: (ooc: <3)

[doubleppk]

Then I'm sure you can handle a little harmless teasing from an innocent little girl like me~

(ooc: whaaaat, it's not like Reborn said he was going to kill her or anything! :) )

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Just for that, I'm tempted to let Bianchi have him.

Re: (ooc: V_V)

[doubleppk]

... But I was kidding again!

Are you sure you're not a ruthless mafia boss perhaps lacking in a sense of humor?

(ooc: lol, what do you expect him to say?!)

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

I see I'm not allowed my own little jokes.

Re: (ooc: hehe no worries <3)

[doubleppk]

Awww I assumed you were kidding too~ I just was continuing to try to press the point. This is what I mean by my jokes irritating people. <3

You WERE kidding about letting Bianchi poison him, yes?

(ooc: He doesn't take that many things seriously, XD Especially since no one's in serious danger.)

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Most likely.

Re: (ooc: hahah awesome)

[doubleppk]

Uh-huh. Then I most likely won't have any problem.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Just so long as we're all happy.

ooc: My brother does this I swear...

[doubleppk]

Indeed. Have a chocolate bunny as payment. If you're feeling twisted enough I'm sure you can make a little aluminum foil noose for it out of the wrapper and threaten it if it gets out of line~

ooc: LOOOOOL, XD

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

I have more subtle ways of keeping my confectionery in line.

Re: ooc: XD

[doubleppk]

Little aluminum foil guns?

Re: ooc: XD

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Now that wouldn't be subtle at all, would it?

Re: ooc: damn and I replaced my subtle like a machine gun icon for the sunglasses

[doubleppk]

Who needs subtlty when you have machine guns?

ooc: oh yeah, Reborn, REAL smooth.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Why thank you.

Re: ooc: Fujiko's like :O Don't take my guns! V_V

[doubleppk]

Little foil machine guns of course ;) I'm keeping mine. <3

ooc: ...hehehe?

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

I certainly wouldn't try to take it away.

Re: ooc: :O

[doubleppk]

Them. I have two. But they're out of ammo right now. Mostly.

ooc: I'm surprised she didn't catch what he's actually talking about?

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

It's good that you're versatile with other weapons then, I suppose?

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

You're so cute. I'd pegged you as more experienced.

[doubleppk]

Who me?