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Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2009-04-12 01:37 am

ooc: Fujiko knows religion not at all, some about myths, and mostly she's confused REALLY confused

Today is Easter back home! And I have no idea if people here celebrate it but I figured I do so others can celebrate it with me if they want!!

So we'd be like coloring hard-boiled eggs and like Akito said, hiding chocolate filled plastic eggs and having kids find them. And there's all kinds of stuff about birth because it's Buddha's birthday!! And rebirth because Jesus came back from the dead... which makes him like a zombie! And I guess we gotta hide the eggs because he's a special zombie! That eats eggs instead of brains. And his special zombie-ness is why we eat motzah ball soup and unlevened bread. Because he was on a special zombie diet. Or maybe it was Buddha who was. I forget.

And the then gods gave us candy for being good and so we all had to keep our karma in balance or we wouldn't get any chocolate because the Easter bunny would eat it all. :(

Anyways...

Happy Easter!

[[ooc: yes I do know most of the religious origins of the actual SEPERATE holidays but this is meant as a joke and I'm really really really sorry if it offended anyone. Feel free to smack some sense into her if you want.]]

ooc: and now he disavows all responsibility! XD

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Something more...recreational then?

Re: ooc: mwahahahaha

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm flexible. I'm sure we can come up with something to our mutual satisfaction.

ooc: I suppose he'll just keep putting it off until paintball, XD

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Then I appreciate the compliment.

ooc: oh, Lord, Reborn would pwn at paintball. Since he'd be using Leon. Cheating? XD

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm always quite aware of my mind, thank you.

ooc: The mark of a good hitman is never to get caught, XD.

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Where would the fun be if I just told you?

ooc: would you believe that I've completely forgotten what we were talking about? XD

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
I've been through this before without breaking.

ooc: XD <3

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
So confident? What is it you think I would like?

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well, now you've piqued my curiosity.

ooc: totally lying, btw.

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's certainly just as well, since I'm not exactly hungry at the moment.

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Seems like quite the challenge you've set for yourself, there.

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
I never promise things I cannot deliver.