ooc: Fujiko knows religion not at all, some about myths, and mostly she's confused REALLY confused

[doubleppk]

Today is Easter back home! And I have no idea if people here celebrate it but I figured I do so others can celebrate it with me if they want!!

So we'd be like coloring hard-boiled eggs and like Akito said, hiding chocolate filled plastic eggs and having kids find them. And there's all kinds of stuff about birth because it's Buddha's birthday!! And rebirth because Jesus came back from the dead... which makes him like a zombie! And I guess we gotta hide the eggs because he's a special zombie! That eats eggs instead of brains. And his special zombie-ness is why we eat motzah ball soup and unlevened bread. Because he was on a special zombie diet. Or maybe it was Buddha who was. I forget.

And the then gods gave us candy for being good and so we all had to keep our karma in balance or we wouldn't get any chocolate because the Easter bunny would eat it all. :(

Anyways...

Happy Easter!

[[ooc: yes I do know most of the religious origins of the actual SEPERATE holidays but this is meant as a joke and I'm really really really sorry if it offended anyone. Feel free to smack some sense into her if you want.]]

Comments

ooc: oh yeah, Reborn, REAL smooth.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Why thank you.

Re: ooc: Fujiko's like :O Don't take my guns! V_V

[doubleppk]

Little foil machine guns of course ;) I'm keeping mine. <3

ooc: ...hehehe?

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

I certainly wouldn't try to take it away.

Re: ooc: :O

[doubleppk]

Them. I have two. But they're out of ammo right now. Mostly.

ooc: I'm surprised she didn't catch what he's actually talking about?

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

It's good that you're versatile with other weapons then, I suppose?

Re: ooc: If you mean P-chan, she's playing dumb and assuming it's her paranoia~

[doubleppk]

Unfortunately I'm not really. But I have my pistols and enough ammo for them. They don't carry many bullets at a time though so it's much harder to load them against a lot of enemies.

ooc: I meant about guns. XD. If it helps, he thought she was referring to Jyabura at one point.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

We really must see about getting you supplies, in that case.

ooc: Oh snap I have no idea... When?

[doubleppk]

I might have a contact but it's hard to get in this world since they don't have machine guns here so it has to be made by scratch.

I thought you would have a similar problem? Given how Xanxus can't get his special Vongola family bullets either~

OOC: When he said "Why, thank you?" You should probably be reading in some innuendo there, XD.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

We might be able to help with that.

Actually, I don't. Because except in certain dire situations, all of my bullets are manufactured by Leon. Which is why I certainly could have helped Xanxus. If he'd asked.

OOC: Damn. I'm too dense, you'll have to get on aim and possibly spell it out for me XD.

[doubleppk]

I'd be extremely grateful.

Leon? Is he a box weapon? How does he manufacture your bullets?

ooc: ...or maybe I'm just a perv. *hides*

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Leon's my partner, and also my weapon, sometimes. He makes all the various bullets inside himself.

Re: ooc: .awwww pfft naaaah I'm just dense. And totally pervy usually, Fujiko is supposed to flirt~

[doubleppk]

That sounds very strange. Talented. But strange. Is he the chameleon?

ooc: <3 I just fail at this, XD.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Yes, that would be Leon. Fantasma - the purple frog mammon's always hanging around with - is similar.

ooc: never! I'm always either too subtle or too obvious, it's very hard to balance

[doubleppk]

But Fantasma can't make the bullets, right? Otherwise Xanxus wouldn't have run out, right?

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

You're so cute. I'd pegged you as more experienced.

[doubleppk]

Who me?

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

That's right.

[doubleppk]

I'm plenty experienced. What exactly do you think I'm being naive about? The Easter eggs or something else? Because I really am aware that there's no Easter bunny.

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

And yet the mention of having a machine gun was lost on you. Perhaps you've heard the term 'shooting blanks'.

[doubleppk]

... Oh. Well hmm. I can honestly say that's the first time I've heard that kind of reference for a machine gun, bit surprising but I guess I didn't know too many men who carried them. That's really quite amusing. ^_^ I'll have to borrow that sometime... But I assume of course you'd know better than anyone if he does indeed have a machine gun at his disposal?

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

Reborn packs heat, I assure you. And he doesn't bother with blanks.

[doubleppk]

...

I'm more than willing to just take you word on that, I'm sure you understand.

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

Probably your wisest course of action. We don't need to start our relationship off as enemies.

Now where is this little pig you seem so keen on protecting from me?

[doubleppk]

Aside from that, I already have a boyfriend I wouldn't wish to lose.

I have no idea... he gets lost easily. Please don't hurt him.

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

I'd understand if you were curious, even with a current flame. But it's nice to know I don't have to deal with anyone aside from the little blond waif right now.

I'll look around. I was going to take a bath, I thought it might like a bit of warm water. Pigs like that sort of thing, yes? Is he your pet?