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ooc: Fujiko knows religion not at all, some about myths, and mostly she's confused REALLY confused
Today is Easter back home! And I have no idea if people here celebrate it but I figured I do so others can celebrate it with me if they want!!
So we'd be like coloring hard-boiled eggs and like Akito said, hiding chocolate filled plastic eggs and having kids find them. And there's all kinds of stuff about birth because it's Buddha's birthday!! And rebirth because Jesus came back from the dead... which makes him like a zombie! And I guess we gotta hide the eggs because he's a special zombie! That eats eggs instead of brains. And his special zombie-ness is why we eat motzah ball soup and unlevened bread. Because he was on a special zombie diet. Or maybe it was Buddha who was. I forget.
And the then gods gave us candy for being good and so we all had to keep our karma in balance or we wouldn't get any chocolate because the Easter bunny would eat it all. :(
Anyways...
Happy Easter!
[[ooc: yes I do know most of the religious origins of the actual SEPERATE holidays but this is meant as a joke and I'm really really really sorry if it offended anyone. Feel free to smack some sense into her if you want.]]
So we'd be like coloring hard-boiled eggs and like Akito said, hiding chocolate filled plastic eggs and having kids find them. And there's all kinds of stuff about birth because it's Buddha's birthday!! And rebirth because Jesus came back from the dead... which makes him like a zombie! And I guess we gotta hide the eggs because he's a special zombie! That eats eggs instead of brains. And his special zombie-ness is why we eat motzah ball soup and unlevened bread. Because he was on a special zombie diet. Or maybe it was Buddha who was. I forget.
And the then gods gave us candy for being good and so we all had to keep our karma in balance or we wouldn't get any chocolate because the Easter bunny would eat it all. :(
Anyways...
Happy Easter!
[[ooc: yes I do know most of the religious origins of the actual SEPERATE holidays but this is meant as a joke and I'm really really really sorry if it offended anyone. Feel free to smack some sense into her if you want.]]
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I'm more than willing to just take you word on that, I'm sure you understand.
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Now where is this little pig you seem so keen on protecting from me?
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I have no idea... he gets lost easily. Please don't hurt him.
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I'll look around. I was going to take a bath, I thought it might like a bit of warm water. Pigs like that sort of thing, yes? Is he your pet?
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He's not really mine per se, just someone I try to see not get hurt. But if you take a hot or warm bath with him he'll turn into a naked 16-year-old boy. Assuming you're as loyal to Reborn as you expect him to be to you that might be a bad idea. Also, he'd probably be mortified.
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Is that so? Interesting. What does loyalty have to do with it? I don't jump every naked boy I come across.
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Uh yeah but normally you wouldn't want to purposely make them naked either unless this is some strange Italian custom I don't know about? Given Italy the country I guess that wouldn't be suprising but...
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No? I think it would be entertaining. I don't think that's an Italian thing so much as a personal character flaw.
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Ah... well I think he'd be horrified. Maybe that's a Japanese thing. But I have no idea... I guess you could always ask him if nothing else.
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That's the sort of reaction I think I'd enjoy. Asking would ruin all the fun.
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Ah... you're a very unnerving woman.
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Thank you.
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Any time.
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