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[doubleppk]

With all the new electronics influx, I have two hopeful questions for everyone, especially you New Feathers. Does anyone have an iPod charger or could make one, and is anyone here really good with high tech security? NO LASER BEAMS!

[And other than that short post, she'll be wandering around Luceti, acting suspicious and "mysterious" and hanging out extra around the barracks.]

Comments

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[originaljackass]

Trust me Fujiko. It doesn't matter how long you live, there's always something new that you ain't heard of. It's what makes life worth living.

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[doubleppk]

[Blushes a little. He sounds so much like Lupin like that.]

Hah... maybe. I do want to see all the crazy impossible things out there.

Well... maybe not all of them. I could do without a lot of the cursed items and possession.

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[originaljackass]

Pretty sure we could all do without those. [The greatest danger he faced getting into El Dorado was having the normally fearsome statues wanting to receive hugs. But that's the sort of thing that happens when traveling with the Pathetic Fallacy.]

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[doubleppk]

[Rofl... Fujiko could live with that. She's more gotten used to slow-death via possessed pink diamonds, or watching Lupin go nuts possessed by King Tut. Or you know, slightly crackier things like watching the Cristo Redentor scold them for stealing it =\]

Yeah, definitely. They're a lot like the Malnosso here actually.

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[originaljackass]

The Malnosso ain't any worse than anything I've faced before. Only difference is they have better security.

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[doubleppk]

But any security can be infiltrated.

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[originaljackass]

Of course it can. But you've been here longer than me. How would you rate Luceti as prisons go?

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[doubleppk]

[Quiet grunt. She's broken out of KGB prisons, broken into and out of dozens of Japanese ones, a scattered few across Europe, still no luck here.]

Tricky. Very tricky.

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[originaljackass]

Same conclusion here. If there is a way out of here, I think it'll be too extreme for the likes of people here.

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[doubleppk]

Mostly likely because it requires unraveling magic, which is just not a good place to start from.

[Sulks and pets Babe.]

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[originaljackass]

[He has something more extreme in mind, but he leaves it unsaid. He just spies a glance at his not-so-usually oxen, then back to Fujiko.]

Well if we can't escape Luceti, how about we escape to somewhere more private?

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[doubleppk]

So sure you want to press those buttons, sugar~?

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[originaljackass]

I don't think there's exactly anything to lose, now is there?

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[doubleppk]

Depends on what you're trying to gain~

You know what they say, no pain no gain.

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[originaljackass]

I'm only looking to gain the finest woman in this place. Too much?

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[doubleppk]

[Laughs.]

Maybe a little, but I'm not complaining.

I'm quite hard to hold onto though~

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[originaljackass]

Maybe, but I have a pretty tight grip.

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[doubleppk]

Oh~ Dangerous.

I feel it's only sporting to tell you that I've heard that before~

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[originaljackass]

The difference is, could the last guy back it up?

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[doubleppk]

Nope.

None of them ever could.

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[originaljackass]

So unless I fail, it's not very sporting to lump me in with the others, now is it?

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[doubleppk]

[Laughs softly.]

All right, but you'd have to catch me first in order to even fail.

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[originaljackass]

Gotcha. What was it the tortoise told me? Slow and steady wins the race, right?

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[doubleppk]

The tortoise?

[Arches an amused eyebrow.]

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[originaljackass]

Yeah. Like a turtle, but on land.