[Action & Voice]

[doubleppk]

With all the new electronics influx, I have two hopeful questions for everyone, especially you New Feathers. Does anyone have an iPod charger or could make one, and is anyone here really good with high tech security? NO LASER BEAMS!

[And other than that short post, she'll be wandering around Luceti, acting suspicious and "mysterious" and hanging out extra around the barracks.]

Comments

[Action]

[doubleppk]

A traitor? What'd she do?

[Action]

[originaljackass]

Kept trying to distract me from the plan. [With lots and lots of sex.] Before we were out, she pointed a gun at me, aiming to keep me trapped there. Let's just say it didn't end too well for her. [He snatched the gun, smacked her around a bit, and tossed her down a well.]

[Action]

[doubleppk]

Why would she want to stay in prison?

[SO very Lupin of you, Jack. So very.]

Re: [Action]

[originaljackass]

Fuck if I know. Guess she had a few trips down the Memory Hole. But if you ask me, that bitch was messed up way before then. She tried to cause a revolution a few years before at the Farm.

Re: [Action]

[doubleppk]

Was that why she was in prison?

[Action]

[originaljackass]

What, Goldilocks? Nah, they found her, same as me. Us special folk attract attention like that.

[Action]

[doubleppk]

Special folk? Wait... Goldilocks?

[Action]

[originaljackass]

Yeah, Goldilocks. Porridge, bears. Ring any bells?

[Action]

[doubleppk]

Yes.

She was an old witch hag though. [Oh Lupin III why must you incoorporate random things in bizarre as hell ways?] Well... when I met her anyway.

[Action]

[originaljackass]

... not the one I know. Not a hag and definitely not old.... looking. Hell of a body on her, though.

[Action]

[doubleppk]

[Just stares at, thoroughly convinced that Jack has weird tastes.]

If you say so...

[Action]

[originaljackass]

Weird chick though. Heard she had a thing with Baby Bear before he kicked it.

[Not that he was a 'Baby' anymore.]

[Action]

[doubleppk]

EW! WHAT? That's just... deprav-- [For all of Fujiko's many questionable tendencies, apparently she still has a problem with bear cub sex.]

Wait. Was that a codename for some sort of yakuza guy?

[Action]

[originaljackass]

Nope. Just a big bear who never moved out from his parents place.

[Action]

[doubleppk]

Creepy. Very very creepy.

[Action]

[originaljackass]

The world's a weird place. Best not to think about it too much.

[Action]

[doubleppk]

Aha... right. [Shivers.]