[Action & Voice]

[doubleppk]

With all the new electronics influx, I have two hopeful questions for everyone, especially you New Feathers. Does anyone have an iPod charger or could make one, and is anyone here really good with high tech security? NO LASER BEAMS!

[And other than that short post, she'll be wandering around Luceti, acting suspicious and "mysterious" and hanging out extra around the barracks.]

Comments

[Action]

[doubleppk]

[Quiet grunt. She's broken out of KGB prisons, broken into and out of dozens of Japanese ones, a scattered few across Europe, still no luck here.]

Tricky. Very tricky.

[Action]

[originaljackass]

Same conclusion here. If there is a way out of here, I think it'll be too extreme for the likes of people here.

[Action]

[doubleppk]

Mostly likely because it requires unraveling magic, which is just not a good place to start from.

[Sulks and pets Babe.]

[Action]

[originaljackass]

[He has something more extreme in mind, but he leaves it unsaid. He just spies a glance at his not-so-usually oxen, then back to Fujiko.]

Well if we can't escape Luceti, how about we escape to somewhere more private?

[Action]

[doubleppk]

So sure you want to press those buttons, sugar~?

[Action]

[originaljackass]

I don't think there's exactly anything to lose, now is there?

[Action]

[doubleppk]

Depends on what you're trying to gain~

You know what they say, no pain no gain.

[Action]

[originaljackass]

I'm only looking to gain the finest woman in this place. Too much?

[Action]

[doubleppk]

[Laughs.]

Maybe a little, but I'm not complaining.

I'm quite hard to hold onto though~

[Action]

[originaljackass]

Maybe, but I have a pretty tight grip.

[Action]

[doubleppk]

Oh~ Dangerous.

I feel it's only sporting to tell you that I've heard that before~

[Action]

[originaljackass]

The difference is, could the last guy back it up?

[Action]

[doubleppk]

Nope.

None of them ever could.

[Action]

[originaljackass]

So unless I fail, it's not very sporting to lump me in with the others, now is it?

[Action]

[doubleppk]

[Laughs softly.]

All right, but you'd have to catch me first in order to even fail.

[Action]

[originaljackass]

Gotcha. What was it the tortoise told me? Slow and steady wins the race, right?

[Action]

[doubleppk]

The tortoise?

[Arches an amused eyebrow.]

[Action]

[originaljackass]

Yeah. Like a turtle, but on land.

[Action]

[doubleppk]

I know what a tortoise is. I'm not sure about the "the" part.

[Action]

[originaljackass]

He's a fable. Famous for beating the hare in a race. Not much else.

[Action]

[doubleppk]

I know that story.

But then again, who doesn't?

[Action]

[originaljackass]

So why are you asking?

[Of course he realizes why. He's been around Mundys for an extraordinarily long time and they are very firmly entrenched in the idea that anything that's found in the Fiction section of the library cannot possibly be true.]

[Action]

[doubleppk]

When did you meet him? Or maybe how?

[She's met Nessie, but still, they didn't exactly discuss philosophy or anything.]

Or perhaps I'm taking it too literally?

[Action]

[originaljackass]

[Funny you should say literally...]

You might say we met in prison.

[Action]

[doubleppk]

Prison?

[Why so much like Lupin, Jack?]