Intro the First

[doubleppk]

Well now, this whole teleporting thing isn't too bad. If only they could control it they'd make a fortune. Well, not really since "they" apparently don't believe in money. I've never heard of such a thing. So backwards. The idea that "they" could be more enlightented beyond the needs of money is just plain ludicrous. Oh well! They don't know what they're missing.

I haven't gotten to explore all of this place yet, so anyone wind up somewhere interesting from this? Come on! Share the juicy details please!

Oh, right. I'm Fujiko Mine if I haven't met you yet. New Feather extraordinaire. And if anyone happens to know of a Lupin III, don't tell him I'm here.

[And anyone catching all this via audio (she's provided both options, feel free to ask her why) they can catch a few bars this being hummed in the background.]

Comments

[doubleppk]

Oh just in passing, of course.

[Lying, lying through her TEETH. And badly.]

[all7seas]

Ah, I see. Then you wouldn't possibly be interested in some information I might have about a theoretical and or possible treasure hoard what might be located in a remote area?

[doubleppk]

I'd be very interested.

Just call me a legend chaser.

[all7seas]

Well just call me a legend, then.

[doubleppk]

You wish.

[all7seas]

I am, lovely; there's an epic poem about me and everything. Well...it's unfinished, just a fragment, really, but that's saying something, eh? Jack Sparrow: Legendary Pirate.

[doubleppk]

And who gave you that title, sugar?

[all7seas]

My bard.

...

He's gone now.

[doubleppk]

You have your own bard?

[all7seas]

Had. Had me own bard; doubt he remembers me now, really--he's back in his home world. That's the trouble with this place: you obtain a bard to write an epic poem about your legendary exploits in piracy and high romance, and he goes and pops off one day with only a few fragments of poetry left behind.

[doubleppk]

Uh-huh. It's a real shame I'm sure.

[all7seas]

Aye, lass--I'm sorry for you.

[doubleppk]

I'll survive. Don't know how, but I'll find the will to carry on.

[all7seas]

I'd be happy to carry you for you, lovely. Though I'm kept quite busy with the marauding.

[doubleppk]

Oh the marauding pirate type? Should I be worried~?

[all7seas]

Aye.

[doubleppk]

[Quiet chuckle.]

Oh dear me. Guess I'd better stay on my toes, legendary Jack Sparrow.

[all7seas]

Lovely! Makes it far more fun for me that way, milady!

[doubleppk]

Really? Most men of your ilk prefer not to have to face insurmountable challenges.

[all7seas]

And where's the fun in that? I always prefer the journey, lass.

[doubleppk]

I prefer the treasure and party at the end.

[all7seas]

Then it would seem that there's no conflict of interest, eh?

[doubleppk]

Except that, as you say, there's not treasure here.

Which really is such a shame.

[all7seas]

Aye.

...

There could still be a party?

[doubleppk]

Would people bring their own treasure?

[Because clearly parties are meant for robbing people...]