Intro the First

[doubleppk]

Well now, this whole teleporting thing isn't too bad. If only they could control it they'd make a fortune. Well, not really since "they" apparently don't believe in money. I've never heard of such a thing. So backwards. The idea that "they" could be more enlightented beyond the needs of money is just plain ludicrous. Oh well! They don't know what they're missing.

I haven't gotten to explore all of this place yet, so anyone wind up somewhere interesting from this? Come on! Share the juicy details please!

Oh, right. I'm Fujiko Mine if I haven't met you yet. New Feather extraordinaire. And if anyone happens to know of a Lupin III, don't tell him I'm here.

[And anyone catching all this via audio (she's provided both options, feel free to ask her why) they can catch a few bars this being hummed in the background.]

Comments

[doubleppk]

Most likely. Try not to look forward to it too honey. Wouldn't want to distract you from your marauding now, would I~?

[all7seas]

No. Wouldn't want that at all.

[doubleppk]

After all, who would deprive all the silly people of their priceless baubles?

[all7seas]

Aye---priceless. Priceless baubles.

[doubleppk]

[Priceless because they're worthless, but small details.]

Not getting distracted already, are we~?

[all7seas]

Never, lass. My mind's always only on one thing, eh?

[doubleppk]

Booty?

[all7seas]

Aye; and chests. Overflowing with bounteous treasure.

[doubleppk]

Of course. Couldn't forget that.

[all7seas]

It would be difficult to forget, lass. I'll look out for you.

[doubleppk]

I'm easy to spot unless I'm hiding~

[all7seas]

I'll remember.

[doubleppk]

I'll keep my eyes open.