Intro the First

[doubleppk]

Well now, this whole teleporting thing isn't too bad. If only they could control it they'd make a fortune. Well, not really since "they" apparently don't believe in money. I've never heard of such a thing. So backwards. The idea that "they" could be more enlightented beyond the needs of money is just plain ludicrous. Oh well! They don't know what they're missing.

I haven't gotten to explore all of this place yet, so anyone wind up somewhere interesting from this? Come on! Share the juicy details please!

Oh, right. I'm Fujiko Mine if I haven't met you yet. New Feather extraordinaire. And if anyone happens to know of a Lupin III, don't tell him I'm here.

[And anyone catching all this via audio (she's provided both options, feel free to ask her why) they can catch a few bars this being hummed in the background.]

Comments

[doubleppk]

Except that, as you say, there's not treasure here.

Which really is such a shame.

[all7seas]

Aye.

...

There could still be a party?

[doubleppk]

Would people bring their own treasure?

[Because clearly parties are meant for robbing people...]

[all7seas]

Could be, lovely. I were at a festival months back where some of the women were wearing lovely things. Jewelery, that type of thing. [Leather Xena Warrior Princess costumes.]

Don't know that any of it had actual value, but it were a pretty sight.

[doubleppk]

Excellent.

Value is in the eye of the buyer.

[all7seas]

Aye, or the marauder. I fancy a good ransom. Though not the certain death what would go along with that particular adventure in this place.

[doubleppk]

I prefer direct cash. Dealing with the brats involved in kidnapping is so not worth it.

[all7seas]

How's that? All you really have to do is tie them to something solid, like a tree, or a rock. It's no bother at all.

[doubleppk]

It's called rescuers. The minute you do that, someone comes along to free them. Or they free themselves. Damn little fiesty brats.

[all7seas]

It's called outwitting said rescuers, poppet. Outwitting them is the key, savvy? The game. It's a fun game, mostly, and no one has to get hurt even.

[doubleppk]

Again, much too much effort. Give me a straight-forward heist any day of the week.

[all7seas]

And what would you steal, darling?

[doubleppk]

Whatever I want honey.

[all7seas]

And somehow I'm left with no doubts about that.

[doubleppk]

See? Smarter than you look.

Maybe you are a little legendary.

[all7seas]

More than a little, lovely--a lot legendary.

Perhaps I'll see you about, hm?

[doubleppk]

Most likely. Try not to look forward to it too honey. Wouldn't want to distract you from your marauding now, would I~?

[all7seas]

No. Wouldn't want that at all.

[doubleppk]

After all, who would deprive all the silly people of their priceless baubles?

[all7seas]

Aye---priceless. Priceless baubles.

[doubleppk]

[Priceless because they're worthless, but small details.]

Not getting distracted already, are we~?

[all7seas]

Never, lass. My mind's always only on one thing, eh?

[doubleppk]

Booty?

[all7seas]

Aye; and chests. Overflowing with bounteous treasure.

[doubleppk]

Of course. Couldn't forget that.