Wrapping Paper

[doubleppk]

Robin~chan! Thank-you for the necklace! Just got it in the mail finally! <3

But I really have to ask. Crocodile wrapping paper? Why? Isn't that a little... strange? Cute though:


And I have no idea what to do with the erasers. Even if they're cute too:


If you're trying to send a message, it's unecessary. I got it. Jeez.

Also between this and Father's Day it got me wondering. There's thousands of types of wrapping paper with some strange, sometimes cute designs. Anyone have a favorite? Do you guys just use whatever's cheap/handy or get something personal for the person it's for, or personal coming from you?

Comments

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

Do I strike you as a dominatrix type?

He has been.

[doubleppk]

Not particularly but hey I don't know you well enough to say what you do behind closed doors when the lights are off.

I see.

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

You like to talk about sex.

[doubleppk]

You know something kid; don't you think it's weird that you keep jumping to conclusions no matter what I say? Part of the reason this is so disjointed is I can't follow your logic. I say one thing and you say something TOTALLY different and you seem to think I'm the one reading it wrong. Jeez it's annoying.

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

We've spoken three times and it has gone to sex all three times.

[doubleppk]

Or maybe it's all in your head hun. Overthinking things a little?

It's been 4.

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

Okay. So four conversations about sex.

[doubleppk]

None that I'm aware of. Are you sure your mind isn't automatically preoccupied and thrown further off course by my good lucks? I'm aware that I can be so distracting like that.

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'm sexually frustrated and you're just that good looking.

[doubleppk]

Admitting it is the first step honey. <3

Hey maybe you can explain this to me. Back on the countries having kids note. Iceland isn't actually biologically your son, and you said you didn't raise him. But kids like Sealand and whoever. Do they biologically have countries for their parents? It's something I simply don't get. Because... I know the countries do have sex but can they actually have kids out of it? Or do countries simply get created when races of people band together to form a government and system of protection and laws. Do the two events coincide?

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

Well.

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

When two countries love each other very much...

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

Though sometimes the stork comes.

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

Why did you ask me this?

[doubleppk]

I thought you could explain it. <3 It's been bugging me for a while. I could have asked Poland I suppose but part of me suspected he wouldn't know, and I was going to ask France but he's kind of creepy and there's never been a good moment to ask England. Sorry. And Prussia is dead so I was going to ask him if he could still make countries but that definitely could very wrong so...

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

We're just like any other person.

[doubleppk]

Except you're over a thousand years old. If you don't die the same way, how was I to guess you'd be born the same? Just saying.

[prussianized.livejournal.com]

Not dead yet.

Fuck you.

[doubleppk]

Good! I thought it was a Mello situation. You died but came back here and hey you're sexy either way~ <3

Aww honey, you wish. <3

[teatime-bitch.livejournal.com]

It isn't a matter of sex or biology. It is, in fact, the latter in a much more complicated and intricate process than I really fancy explaining at the moment. Just know that we are the children of the people of our respective nations and as such we take on the responsibility of the nation itself. If an older, more developed nation just happened to find one of these younger nations and is willing to take the responsibility of keeping them under their care then that is fine.

As for Sealand, he is a special case. He was made from me, by me and for me so he is technically, therefore my biological -- well, were related. No matter how much he cares to deny it.

[doubleppk]

I see. Thank-you for clarifying England-san. That (unfortunately perhaps) leads to my next inquiry regarding holidays. Do you celebrate all of the ones celebrated by your people and given the diverse nature of many of the nations; do you usually celebrate holidays of different cultural origins as well and is it dependent on how many people in your country celebrate or moreso the whims of rulers?

Sorry if these questions are so difficult, I'm just very curious.

[teatime-bitch.livejournal.com]

Please do not call me England-san. England will do just fine.

Holidays are to be spent the way the people decide to do so. A nation is it's people after all. It usually falls under majority depending on the region.

[teatime-bitch.livejournal.com]

And Gilbert isn't dead. Prussia may have been disbanded but no matter how you look at it, the git's still alive and kicking and waiting for his moment to attempt to take over the world again.

[doubleppk]

So I see.

........

Prussia tried... continues to try to take over the world?

[teatime-bitch.livejournal.com]

I merely meant that as a euphemism to express that he is still as ambitious as ever despite not technically being a country anymore.