HAHA SUCK IT FATE!

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Okay so 3rd Friday the 13th this year. Pretty damn scary. But I survived! And no getting sucked into mirrors or ANYTHING! Not only that but we found Haru!! Creepy disturbing cube aside... And best of all I got all my remaining paintings sold! SO HA! Take THAT Fate! Can't touch this!

Reborn you're going to be so proud of me! I got the best price ever for them! YAY! It's a great REALLY long term investment. Ready!? I got land on the moon! Fairy Vearth! Entire countries worth! This will be worth BUNDLES in no time!

I kept the wolf painting though. I hung that up in the hall near the greenhouse door. And the pirate one I'm giving to Sanji and Summer Breeze to Robin.... But aside from that!

Oh and Lucci darling, thanks for the help looking. We couldn't have done it without you... so... Thanks.

ONTO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS! Mwahahaha!

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[foxoffortune.livejournal.com]

I didn't stick around to find out. They were having enough fun at my expense as it is.

There should be warnings posted about things like these! Walking through certain areas can lead to unexpected results, or something.

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Uh... I see.

God I have to agree with you there. But if you're in a town that doesn't sound too dangerous. One guy just showed up in the middle of the ocean floating in a barrel of all things.

[foxoffortune.livejournal.com]

It done and over with.

That sounds like the makings of a bards tale.

ooc: "bard" through her off, Brooke is the only bard she knows

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At least you survived. <3 And that counts for everything~

Mm. Maybe. Although I'm not much of a songwriter. You'd have to ask Brooke. Most of his are more funny than tragic though.

[foxoffortune.livejournal.com]

Lost at sea in a barrel would end up being a moral tale about stupidity wouldn't it? Probably with a catchy chorus.

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Sounds about right but I think Brooke's captain was in a barrel at sea once too so Brooke might be a little hesitant to make fun of his captain. Or more likely to do it. You can never tell with bards.

[foxoffortune.livejournal.com]

They're the only ones who can get away with it. Them, and fools.

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Hah... too true. And fools I seem to know in plenty.

[foxoffortune.livejournal.com]

The court fool, I hope.

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I wish. Hell he wishes too but he wants to be a prince.

Nope, just an idiot I'm afraid.

[foxoffortune.livejournal.com]

I'ld prefer to stay away from any and all titles.

There does seem to be quite a few of them.

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My respect for you grows already.

That there does but there are always a few who take the cake.

[foxoffortune.livejournal.com]

That reminds me, I need to get my coat embroidered with "I'm not a Lord".

True that.

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... Aha... what?

[foxoffortune.livejournal.com]

Just because I command a bleeding army doesn't make me a lord, no matter who I know or is connected to.

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Wouldn't commanding an army make you a general?

You don't want to be a lord?

[foxoffortune.livejournal.com]

They don't have to call me that.

I'm a farmer. Was a farmer.

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Well what do they want to call you?

... Is there more to that? Because I've never heard of a farmer suddenly becoming a general over night.

ORZ fell asleep

[foxoffortune.livejournal.com]

I've had more names than I can count. But they stick to Mat or General if they know what's good for them. Matrim if they're more formal. Of my mother

The bloody army was too far off from where they would have been effective in a that pincer movement. That fool of a commander couldn't keep to the plan, so I took over and directed them in the ensuing fight.

fft no problem <3

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Mat sounds good to me.

Ah one of those types~ Never could let an innocent man die if you could stop it I take it?

[foxoffortune.livejournal.com]

For the pincer they were planning to succeed, that particular bloody group of idiots had to be somewhere else. No doubt the leaders were looking for a little too much glory.

Good thing I ran across them when I did, it would have been a slaughter.

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Too many leaders are frequently idiots.

Very good indeed. Shame you got saddled with them though?

[foxoffortune.livejournal.com]

That they are. Especially when they are born to it.

They shaped up fine.

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Mm. Exactly. I never was fond of the whole birthright idea. But then I have a particular bias for several rather specifi reasons.

Worried about them now that you're here?

[foxoffortune.livejournal.com]

Some of them are decent. Other's just abuse what power they have.

They're better trained than that. And Talmanes knows what to do.