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Wrapping Paper

Robin~chan! Thank-you for the necklace! Just got it in the mail finally! <3

But I really have to ask. Crocodile wrapping paper? Why? Isn't that a little... strange? Cute though:

And I have no idea what to do with the erasers. Even if they're cute too:

~~If you're trying to send a message, it's unecessary. I got it. Jeez.~~

Also between this and Father's Day it got me wondering. There's thousands of types of wrapping paper with some strange, sometimes cute designs. Anyone have a favorite? Do you guys just use whatever's cheap/handy or get something personal for the person it's for, or personal coming from you?

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If you were within earshot, I would hiss.

I see. ...Things like this make me so very glad that my biological clock blinks 12:00. I hope that if I have any children, they never come looking for me.

And you think that would be less amusing?

... Sadly I've never HAD kids but I do have kids come looking for me. Which is the damnedest thing. Fucking annoying too.

People tend to get very intimidated when I hiss, actually. I'm told it's quite alarming.

When women have illegitimate children, it's typically quite a bit harder for them to miss.

Uh-huh. Who's a giant fluffy kitty~? Do you want a belly rub~? I think you do~

I'm well aware. I tell them that it'd be pretty damn hard for me not to notice being pregnant and their real Mom is in denial and probably has sagging boobs but then they just say I'm not the real Fujiko Mine. It's a weird argument. Particularly since half of the time they're older than how long I've known Lupin and claim he's the Dad. Never mind that I never slept with him.

...Next time we meet, I am going to bite you.

This happens to you often?

<3!

A couple of times yes. ~~It's not a stretch for him to have illegitimate children but then they should go find him not me.~~

Stop hearting at me.

That is rather odd.

♥

Seriously. It's like they think I'm easy pickings. Kids are spooky.

I grow more and more serious about the biting every time you do that.

That they are. Luckily, they tend to be terrified of me.

I like bites~

Proving they're smarter than they look and thus creepy.

You won't like mine. Unless you have more in common with Kaku than originally suspected.

Exactly.

I'd really rather not say~ <3 I swing two ways when it comes sadomasochism.

But sometimes they're kind of fun. But only SOME. Some are evil hellions! Well they're all evil hellions but some of them are ok in spite of that. Or the way they do it isn't as bad.

Is that so? I could never get into the other side of it. With a few exceptions that do not strictly count.

I have known children who are tolerable or amusing in spite of less appealing qualities, to be fair.

I'm going to regret this but I'm curious~ Which exceptions would these be?

Mn. But there's no garuntees they would be like that.

While hair-pulling is often used as an expression of dominance over a submissive partner, especially a masochistic one, some people simply enjoy it because it feels good to them - myself being one of them. Pain and dominance have nothing to do with it. And I have occasionally ended up with scratches on my back so deep that they bleed, but that is because I have third degree burn scar tissue over 70% of it and I cannot feel sensation there unless someone gouges into my flesh, and even then it doesn't actually hurt.

No, there are not. It all accounts to raising and genealogy, but no one can say for sure which percentage of either accounts for behavior.

I really shouldn't have asked.... Although the latter part is kind of interesting. I always wondered how you wound up with the World Government's symbol on your back. It doesn't seem like something someone would do to themselves but if it was the WG I'd think they'd resort to a simple tattoo.

Even genetically... I don't know. I mean I don't really know much about my family and I guess they'd probably be physically strong but the rest...

It was the result of a barrage of explosive gunfire aimed at my back during one of my earliest assignments. The pattern is purely coincidence; it's the one thing that used to make me believe in destiny.

If it means anything, I don't put much stock in genetics as an influence on behavior.

Interesting. But not anymore?

I don't know if it's good or not. I mean... hm. I think... Jyabura having kids; they'd be a handful but maybe kind of sweet, like him? But me... And as far as raising them... I have no idea. I don't exactly instill respect in kids. Clearly. But Jyabura kind of does and I could have backup plans and I really don't know.

Now it makes me believe in irony.

This is vexing. Normally I'm able to be of some help with the problems of other people.

Ah. I don't know. It seems kind of... strangely likely that you'd wind up with Straw-Hat. Maybe just because I didn't know you before. But you do seem to fit in a strangely destined kind of way.

Ah it's ... I'm sorry. I shouldn't have even brought it up. It's just on my mind and you're one of the few people I talk about serious things with.

Hmm. I know. That doesn't explain the scars away, but I understand the feeling.

No, don't apologize for bringing it up. I understand that it helps most people to talk to someone about things, and I'm willing to help in that regard. Only it would be nice if there were something I could say.

When did you get the scars? And how long were you in the government afterwards? Oh and isn't Luffy going to take over the world or something?

You've been helpful so far. Most girls just need to talk themselves through an idea before they figure it out.

I was thirteen; fifteen years; yes, in a sense. Why do you ask?

You have my permission to use me as a sounding board, in that case. Occasionally your externalized internal monologues amuse me.

Then it doesn't make it any less destiny. What would make it REALLY creepy is if the scars healed/replaced with Luffy's symbol if he succeed in overthrowing the World Government.

Awesome. I mentioned this before but I'm really doubting how responsible I am. I mean between you and others I keep sort of pissing people off and a lot of times it's not as accidental as I'd like to pretend. And a lot of it IS accidental which is worse. So they could just be like... tools against us. And it's not like I don't make enemies.

Are you telling me that I am symbolic?

To be fair, most people irritate me. But I see your point. I think that it takes a certain sort of person to understand you, that sort of person being either incredibly patient or very similar to you. On the bright side, if your hypothetical children end up being like their parents, there shouldn't be much of a problem.

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