For Justice! And money! But mostly the ... justice money

[doubleppk]

Do you like Justice? Do you want MONEY? Are you bored and desperately needing something to liven up oh... your life? Calling one, calling ALL. Be you a robot, wolf, pscyho, swords dude, SIGN UP NOW!! For money and justice!

Combination bounty hunting, pirate stealing, crime ring busting, anything that will turn a profit relief from boredom!

Apply now for a special assignment made for you!

Also, Edgeworth, I have a particular need of your skills if you have the time and inclination.

Comments

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

I WANT A SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT!

[doubleppk]

AWESOME! You're in too?

Hm.

Okay. On the island Jyabura's handling that mission with is a bunch of wild ponies. They're not very big. Your mission is to find a big one and find someone to make one of the rooms on the ship a stable. If anyone objects tell them it's a surprise present for Ipin.

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

...will I like, have to talk to Jyabura? And do I have to do that "finding someone to do something" part?

[doubleppk]

No. And no.

Your mission is extra special and completely seperate from his. Well 90% seperate. But you don't have to do anything with him.

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

So I can just go play with the ponies and that's good enough?

[doubleppk]

No. You have to also find the biggest, bring it back and we'll keep it on the sub! And you have to keep it secret from Jyabura as long as possible.

Should you choose to be awesome enough to accept your mission of course.

Also if you could start maybe oh... a small stampede distraction with the ponies it'd be appreciated.

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

I totally wanted ponies on the ship ANYWAY.

Why does it have to like, be a secret?

Private

[doubleppk]

I figured.

Because Jyabura and Killua have... a thing when it comes to pets on board. Gon will be please though and the ship tends to run relatively democratically so I'm not worried but it's better to wait until the pony is already on board.

Re: Private

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

I'm totally just going to ride the pony right into the ship, you know that, right?

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

I was counting on it. ;)

Re: Private

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

:D

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ, Fujiko! What the hell are you doing?

[doubleppk]

...

Which part?

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

The part where you could ever find Poland useful for anything other than using his forehead as a solar panel.

Maybe he could be a distraction.

Private // Unhackable

[doubleppk]

Why do you think he's out getting ponies? He IS the distraction. And pony-fetcher.

Re: Private // Unhackable

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

Ah. I see what you did there.

Re: Private // Unhackable

[doubleppk]

Mm-hm. Believe it or not, I play stupid but I usually know what I'm doing. Or I wouldn't be alive at this point. <3

Re: Private // Unhackable

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

You and a lot of other people.

Why bother playing stupid?

Re: Private // Unhackable

[doubleppk]

Well hypothetically if I died long ago a lot more people might be alive but whatever.

For easier manipulation. People rarely look past seeing what they expect to.