For Justice! And money! But mostly the ... justice money

[doubleppk]

Do you like Justice? Do you want MONEY? Are you bored and desperately needing something to liven up oh... your life? Calling one, calling ALL. Be you a robot, wolf, pscyho, swords dude, SIGN UP NOW!! For money and justice!

Combination bounty hunting, pirate stealing, crime ring busting, anything that will turn a profit relief from boredom!

Apply now for a special assignment made for you!

Also, Edgeworth, I have a particular need of your skills if you have the time and inclination.

Comments

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ, Fujiko! What the hell are you doing?

[doubleppk]

...

Which part?

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

The part where you could ever find Poland useful for anything other than using his forehead as a solar panel.

Maybe he could be a distraction.

Private // Unhackable

[doubleppk]

Why do you think he's out getting ponies? He IS the distraction. And pony-fetcher.

Re: Private // Unhackable

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

Ah. I see what you did there.

Re: Private // Unhackable

[doubleppk]

Mm-hm. Believe it or not, I play stupid but I usually know what I'm doing. Or I wouldn't be alive at this point. <3

Re: Private // Unhackable

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

You and a lot of other people.

Why bother playing stupid?

Re: Private // Unhackable

[doubleppk]

Well hypothetically if I died long ago a lot more people might be alive but whatever.

For easier manipulation. People rarely look past seeing what they expect to.