For Justice! And money! But mostly the ... justice money

[doubleppk]

Do you like Justice? Do you want MONEY? Are you bored and desperately needing something to liven up oh... your life? Calling one, calling ALL. Be you a robot, wolf, pscyho, swords dude, SIGN UP NOW!! For money and justice!

Combination bounty hunting, pirate stealing, crime ring busting, anything that will turn a profit relief from boredom!

Apply now for a special assignment made for you!

Also, Edgeworth, I have a particular need of your skills if you have the time and inclination.

Comments

[doubleppk]

Okay you can in too.

What kind of thing would you like to do and/or feel you are good at?

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not much of a fighter, but there has to be something. What kinds of things do you need, Fujiko-san?

[doubleppk]

Many many many things.

Those obsessed with justice are my emissaries to Smoker and Garp and in charge of bringing the prisoners in. (That doesn't suit you really.) Those involved in secret ops are doing a mission led by Jyabura which involves locating, possible assassinating, rescuing and recovery. I also have uses of some people good at legal matters and paperwork. Attacking and capturing pirates. Setting traps for pirates. Setting off said traps. And so on.

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

Oh! I could provide refreshments for everyone hard at work~

[doubleppk]

... I'd rather not have them all poisoned. Are you good at such things?

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

Or so I've been told!

[doubleppk]

...

Right.

By who?

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

Nobody Fujiko-san would know. But I did make pancakes with Nanami-san once if you need a reference!

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

Right. If he's in, I'm out.

[doubleppk]

Uh. Not that I trust him. At all. (But who do I trust) but what's wrong with Fay? He's not even going to be fighting or anywhere near you since he apparently wants to stay in the kitchen and wait for a naked food fight.

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

If he suggested it, what if he tries to make it happen?!

[doubleppk]

... And you have no free will of your own to leave your clothes on or are you suggesting he'll strip you?

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

I'm not worried about myself, I just want to be able to sleep with my eyes intact.

[doubleppk]

.... pardon?

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

Naked people.. me gouging my own eyes out... that kind of thing.

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

Aww, Gokupan, I'm hurt!

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

You are fucking annoying and you don't know my name. Shut the fuck up.

[doubleppk]

He probably does know, just wants to annoy you. <3

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

Correct as usual, Fujiko-san!

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

Fucking knock it off already! It isn't funny.

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE SHOULD CONTINUE!

[doubleppk]

Obviously. But if you continue giving him the kind of reaction he wants, he'll continue doing it. Either get used to it or learn to ignore him.

Otherwise it will merely persist. <3

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

Knowing it has nothing to do with using it, Hayanyan~

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

How the hell do you even come up with them?!

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's not too hard. I bet Hayamin would be good at it if he gave it a try!