For Justice! And money! But mostly the ... justice money

[doubleppk]

Do you like Justice? Do you want MONEY? Are you bored and desperately needing something to liven up oh... your life? Calling one, calling ALL. Be you a robot, wolf, pscyho, swords dude, SIGN UP NOW!! For money and justice!

Combination bounty hunting, pirate stealing, crime ring busting, anything that will turn a profit relief from boredom!

Apply now for a special assignment made for you!

Also, Edgeworth, I have a particular need of your skills if you have the time and inclination.

Comments

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

We'll just have to see how it all plays out.

[doubleppk]

Right.

If you're looking for exciting things like that maybe you should try doing more than supplying refreshments. ;)

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

But where better to find a food fight then around food?

[doubleppk]

Hypothetically. But that's only if you want a food fight. <3

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

A less exciting job is just fine with me anyway. After all, when you valiant heroes come back from a hard day's work, I'm sure you'll all be starving!

[doubleppk]

... Right.

Valiant heroes... Sure. :|

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

Or roguish anti-heroes; take your pick~

[doubleppk]

Mn. I rather like the sound of that one but then flattery will get you everywhere with me~

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

Really? Fujiko-san didn't strike me as the type to enjoy flattery!

[doubleppk]

Oh really?

What women doesn't love flattery? <3

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

But that's like asking what man doesn't like being called by affectionate nicknames. Logically there has to be somebody! (In that case, Gokupin.)

[doubleppk]

True but what makes you think I'm so special?

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

But isn't the phrase "flattery will get you nowhere," anyway?

[doubleppk]

You're almost as good as Reborn at sidestepping things~ But as I told him, you can't run forever. <3 You'll get tired quickly. ^_^

And yes, that is the expression only with hardnosed people who are so cynical about life and other people. How tragic for them, wouldn't you say?

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

I only meant that Fujiko-san is so perceptive it seems flattery with the purpose of getting something from you would have no effect~

[doubleppk]

It's amusing that you think so but keep trying~

I wouldn't say I'm perceptive~ Others might agree with you but I wouldn't say that. <3

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

Then you would be underestimating yourself!

[doubleppk]

And you continue to attempt to flatter me Mr. Fay. Which continues to be amusing given that you think I'm unreceptive to it. Either you're trying to annoy me, suspect you are wrong, or simply flatter out of habit as a self-defense mechanism. The latter I understand all too well.

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

Or I actually believe what I'm saying and am not trying to flatter you. Just a thought!

[doubleppk]

Mm. Now you sound like Lucci a little.

Sorry if I sound suspicious. Just paranoid sometimes I suppose.

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

Lucci? I don't think I've met him yet.

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

Or her, now I think of it!

[doubleppk]

...

I'm so tempted to tell you that Lucci is a girl but... He is a guy. Just occasionally acts fussy like a preteen girl. black_hat_cat He has a beard mostly so that people won't think he's a girl. He is of the opinion that I am good at reading people. I can't seem to convince him otherwise.

[butwhenyousmile.livejournal.com]

It's not too bad a reputation to have~

[doubleppk]

Yes it is. Where I'm from a reputation of that would make it that no one would talk to me. Or worse.