I'm gonna be super rich! Fufufu.

[doubleppk]

Hey everybody!!!

I just bought 20,000 shares of a seaking farm online!!

I'm going to be rich as hell in no time!!

Fufufu.

Anyone else want in on this?

Comments

[doubleppk]

Huh.

Damn.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

It is still possible. Provided there aren't any storms in that part of the sea. One really furious squall could wipe out most of the operation.

[doubleppk]

Well it's near the Calm Belt so there shouldn't be any storms.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Or a rogue Sea King.

[doubleppk]

Uh yeah. That'd be bad. But they must have something to keep them in check, right?

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

As far as I know, the only reliable and distributable technology for controlling the Sea Kings lies in the hands of the World Government.

[doubleppk]

Huh.

Fuck.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

It's an issue of chance. I don't know how much of a gambler you are normally.

[doubleppk]

I dislike gambling at all. I accept that without risk there is no gain but gamblers infuriate me.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

The stock market is gambling.

[doubleppk]

Yeah but I didn't go Nasdaq or anything. I mean it's similar sure but look at the potential!

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

I think this is much closer to gambling than that would be.

[doubleppk]

Oh... Really??? Damn. It seemed like such a sure thing. I mean I like seakings, and most people don't have strong enough nets to mass fish them.... *sigh*

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Do you have enough money left to get by for now?

[doubleppk]

Hn. I'll get by somehow I'm sure... I suppose I got to used to the easy influx of money here. :(

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Give me half.

[doubleppk]

Half of what?

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

What you have left. I suppose give is a bad word, since it's not what I meant.

[doubleppk]

I don't get it. What are you asking?

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

If you're not incredibly strapped for cash now, would you be interested in investing what you have left with me? I can promise a much higher (and more reliable) rate of return than what you currently have.

[doubleppk]

Hmn. Well... ok. But don't think I won't be paying attention.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Trust me.

[doubleppk]

That's... not helping your case. I don't trust anyone~

But I'll give you a shot even I think you're just waiting for me to get to a point of willing to give you more. 25,000 berri. I'll deliver it in person since I'm bringing Gokudera something anyway.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Then at least give me no more than your usual doubt.

I'm afraid I didn't quite understand the implication in the first part of your sentence. And I look forward to seeing you, as always.

[doubleppk]

That I can do.

Ah. Well. Scam artists frequently start off small, prove they're capable and then people trust them with larger amounts and they take it and run. I've known a few theives in my days.

You're too kind~ <3