I'm gonna be super rich! Fufufu.

[doubleppk]

Hey everybody!!!

I just bought 20,000 shares of a seaking farm online!!

I'm going to be rich as hell in no time!!

Fufufu.

Anyone else want in on this?

Comments

[doubleppk]

That I can do.

Ah. Well. Scam artists frequently start off small, prove they're capable and then people trust them with larger amounts and they take it and run. I've known a few theives in my days.

You're too kind~ <3

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Why, Fujiko, you pain me.

[doubleppk]

I'm a cruel woman.

And I didn't say you were a scam artist as well. After all, assassins if they're good enough don't need to bother with petty theft. And I've known them both.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Most women are, it seems.

Ah, but I'm a home tutor now. By your reasoning I may just have to devolve to petty theft.

[doubleppk]

Mm. I doubt you would but I rarely trust my instincts when they say something is safe. Too dangerous and the paranoia is far more vocal.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Well, I certainly wouldn't want to put you out of your way. It's your choice.

[doubleppk]

I'm curious as to what you'll do. That's reason enough for me if not you're not offended and still willing to try.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Let me just warn you that you're never going to see this money again. But you may find it worth it.

[doubleppk]

Oh?

That sounds like a strange albeit intriguing offer indeed. I suppose if I like what you have in mind enough, I'll even add to what I'm giving now.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

As another warning, you're going to have to be patient. Things will be on hold for a little bit. But it will still be a lot faster than waiting on your Sea King farm.

[doubleppk]

That's okay, I'm fine with waiting a little bit. And Ipin seems to trust you more than most, and while she has a tendency to trust a lot of people quicker than I would, she's got a good head on her shoulders. I'll wait to see what you have in mind.