I'm gonna be super rich! Fufufu.

[doubleppk]

Hey everybody!!!

I just bought 20,000 shares of a seaking farm online!!

I'm going to be rich as hell in no time!!

Fufufu.

Anyone else want in on this?

Comments

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

I would like to see the stock portfolio.

ooc: have a fake nonexistent link

[doubleppk]

Here. Big Monsters, Big Money Incoorporated.

What do you think?

Re: ooc: have a fake nonexistent link

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

Are the earnings guaranteed? I will not be taken in by another scam.

[doubleppk]

As much as anything like this is ever garunteed I suppose.

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

I cannot afford to gamble money away, I will look into this Big Monsters, Big Money Incorporated to see if they are a legitimate company.

[doubleppk]

Yeah I hear you. Good luck!

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the information.

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

I have melted down your spare katana to make a wrench.

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

...

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

Make peace with your God.

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should have considered that before throwing my wrenches overboard.

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

Katana =/= wrenches.

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

Katana + fire = wrench

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

No.

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

That sword was made by Settsu Province's Nagayuki's great, great, great, grandson. It was a work of art and you've reduced it to a wrench.

You will be punished.

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

All earth provinces sound the same. Now it is made by both Nagayuki's heir and Yuy.

I'm not concerned.

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

Yuy is not a famous swordsmith name nor is it a good blacksmith name.

It will be severe for you have committed a crime against humanity. Prepare yourself, Coke Zero.

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

It's a nom de plume. Like Franklin W. Dixon.

I'm a terrorist it's my job to commit crimes against humanity.

That is not an approved code name.

[doubleppk]

You're a terrorist? Against which nationalities?

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

OZ and the United Earth Federation.

And now against pirates.

[doubleppk]

Never heard of the first two and being against pirates just makes you on the side of Justice and law. Not much a terrorist in that case.

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

Saying "it is an Alias" would have been sufficient.

Terrorist? All the more reason to cut you down where you stand.

I do not wish to type out Great Googly Moogly when I refer to you.

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

That is not literary at all.

I represent the colonies interests. If you aren't with us you're against us.

Great Googly Moogly is also not approved. The approved list is:
Red One
Black Alpha
Zero-One
Duo Maxwell
Lancaster
Odin Lowe Jr.

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware that it needed to be.

If you work for Reiji Takatori you will die regardless.

You look more like a Ken.