I'm gonna be super rich! Fufufu.

[doubleppk]

Hey everybody!!!

I just bought 20,000 shares of a seaking farm online!!

I'm going to be rich as hell in no time!!

Fufufu.

Anyone else want in on this?

Comments

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should have considered that before throwing my wrenches overboard.

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

Katana =/= wrenches.

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

Katana + fire = wrench

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

No.

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

That sword was made by Settsu Province's Nagayuki's great, great, great, grandson. It was a work of art and you've reduced it to a wrench.

You will be punished.

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

All earth provinces sound the same. Now it is made by both Nagayuki's heir and Yuy.

I'm not concerned.

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

Yuy is not a famous swordsmith name nor is it a good blacksmith name.

It will be severe for you have committed a crime against humanity. Prepare yourself, Coke Zero.

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

It's a nom de plume. Like Franklin W. Dixon.

I'm a terrorist it's my job to commit crimes against humanity.

That is not an approved code name.

[doubleppk]

You're a terrorist? Against which nationalities?

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

OZ and the United Earth Federation.

And now against pirates.

[doubleppk]

Never heard of the first two and being against pirates just makes you on the side of Justice and law. Not much a terrorist in that case.

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

Only until I can find a space shuttle.

[doubleppk]

Tch. Good luck. The closest thing this world had was a golden ship hand-designed by its owner and he left to go back to the moon. I think. In any case he's not around anymore.

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

The mood base was destroyed.

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

Saying "it is an Alias" would have been sufficient.

Terrorist? All the more reason to cut you down where you stand.

I do not wish to type out Great Googly Moogly when I refer to you.

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

That is not literary at all.

I represent the colonies interests. If you aren't with us you're against us.

Great Googly Moogly is also not approved. The approved list is:
Red One
Black Alpha
Zero-One
Duo Maxwell
Lancaster
Odin Lowe Jr.

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware that it needed to be.

If you work for Reiji Takatori you will die regardless.

You look more like a Ken.

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

Takatori? The name is unfamiliar.

Did you just run off the boat?

Ken is also not an approved code name.

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

That will still not spare your life after the injustice you did to my spare katana.

No, that was the sound of another one of your repulsive mecha friends coming out of the water.

Code names matter not to a dead man.

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

You owed me a new wrench now you have provided it.

That is an unknown model and does not appear to be made of any alloy that I am aware of.

Then why do you have one?

[slashu2pieces.livejournal.com]

You will pay me back the difference.

It will have to be removed before we finish this.

I'm still breathing and I was told I must have one. You will be dead, therefore you won't be needing one.

[noroom4failure.livejournal.com]

Not likely.

Stop your babbling and let me deal with the threat.