[Accidental Video Post.]

[doubleppk]

[You see the back of Fujiko, standing there looking out at the ocean. She's sitting on top of the submarine, looking at the ocean and feeding crackers to seagulls.]

Such a mess... Why couldn't this just have been a year ago? I've been here more than a year and he never shows up with good timing. [More bitter tossing crackers and she's looking off at the waves.] I decided to forget you. I guess that isn't really allowed is it? [Dark laugh and she curls up on herself and starts singing.]

What now? [Leans back to look up at the birds.] What now? I hate fate.

[A seagull hops into view eyeballing the laptop and hopping around on it until she calls it over with a soft cooing noise so she can stroke it and the feed cuts out.]

Comments

[doubleppk]

Ah of course... and who did you mess with now? Some pirates?

[best-thief-ever.livejournal.com]

Who do I not end up getting in trouble with?

They were just a couple of assholes who thought they were kingpin; I'm much of a fan of bullies, you already know.

[doubleppk]

Of course~

At least be careful with the marines, all right? Some of these guys have super powers. Can turn into fire or sand or whatever. And you don't have any of their kryptonite yet.

[best-thief.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure I can deal with them when it happens.

[doubleppk]

Cocky as ever I see.

[best-thief.livejournal.com]

Yeah...

[doubleppk]

I didn't say it was bad.

[best-thief.livejournal.com]

Eh, I'm just hungry. I ate the last apple I have.

[doubleppk]

... Where are you idiot?

1/2

[best-thief.livejournal.com]

Well...

2/3

[best-thief-ever.livejournal.com]

I don't really know. I've been drifting for a while now...

3/3

[best-thief-ever.livejournal.com]

OI, BIRD, BACK OFF MY LAPTOP!

[doubleppk]

How big is the bird? Some of them are three times bigger than humans.

1/2

[best-thief-ever.livejournal.com]

He's about the size of my raft, actually.

2/2

[best-thief-ever.livejournal.com]

AND HE NEEDS TO CUT IT OUT.

[doubleppk]

You're on a raft. With a giant bird. Awesome.

Any idea what island you were on last? Or the ship's name that you sunk?

[best-thief-ever.livejournal.com]

I dunno... I couldn't really see the boat's name from inside it, you know. Though I saw a 'Za' when it was sinking. Either way, they're all fish food.

The island? I don't know, it's been weeks since I've been on an island, and those pirates were all over the place. So I'll just have to take my chances and float around until somebody passes along.

[doubleppk]

.....

I can track you down. Maybe.

If you make it worth my while.

[best-thief-ever.livejournal.com]

I've got a pocket full of diamonds if that counts for anything...

Stupid bird...

[doubleppk]

What really!?

[theebestthief.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah! You didn't think I sank a pirate ship and didn't take some of their loot while I was parading around, huh?

Though, you can't really eat diamonds.

[doubleppk]

Yeah, but most of the pirates I come across are dirt poor. Only thing they're worth are their bounties.

Want some cupcakes? I promise I didn't make them.

[thebest-thief.livejournal.com]

Fujiko, please! Don't talk about food right now!

[doubleppk]

Hn....

On my way Lupin. Don't do anything stupid until I get there. And you have to stay on the Vongola until I decide what to do with you. That way Reborn can keep an eye on you.

[thebest-thief.livejournal.com]

Ah, but Fujiko, I kind of don't know where I am. How are you going to find me?