[Accidental Video Post.]

[doubleppk]

[You see the back of Fujiko, standing there looking out at the ocean. She's sitting on top of the submarine, looking at the ocean and feeding crackers to seagulls.]

Such a mess... Why couldn't this just have been a year ago? I've been here more than a year and he never shows up with good timing. [More bitter tossing crackers and she's looking off at the waves.] I decided to forget you. I guess that isn't really allowed is it? [Dark laugh and she curls up on herself and starts singing.]

What now? [Leans back to look up at the birds.] What now? I hate fate.

[A seagull hops into view eyeballing the laptop and hopping around on it until she calls it over with a soft cooing noise so she can stroke it and the feed cuts out.]

Comments

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Isn't that the way it always goes? You spend all your time waiting for the man you love to come around, and just when you finally get tired of being patient and give it up to some slob with no prospects in life, there he is. I'll bet it makes you feel like damaged goods, doesn't it? Don't worry; at least if he knows you're easy, he's more likely to sleep with you. Once.

[best-thief.livejournal.com]

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[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It's sad, isn't it?

[thebest-thief.livejournal.com]

Oi, that's not very polite.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

[doubleppk]

If I'm so easy then come and get me. Pussycat.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Come and get you? Oh, Fujiko. Darling. Why would I want you? I prefer a challenge.

[doubleppk]

Good thing I like George or I could poke so many holes in that.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure you could.

[doubleppk]

Fuck off.

Havoc isn't a slob.

[best-thief-ever.livejournal.com]

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[doubleppk]

Tch. I hate Lucci.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Ha. Hahahahaha.

[doubleppk]

Yeah yeah, you don't like him because he's a marine. But he fought terrorists back in his world... my world's future and the pirates remind him of them.

And I thought I married him. I remembered... An entirely different life. Shut up.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't care who he is or what he's done - all I know is that it's so deliciously ironic that someone with standards as high as yours ended up sleeping with someone like that. He's not exactly refined, is he?

And that just makes it even better, as far as I'm concerned.

[doubleppk]

.......... Hn. I don't like refined. I like strong. I like sweet, but gruff. I like Havoc. I like that he's... That he got upset just thinking he'd lose me even when he knew it wasn't real. I like that he's rough and crude and says whatever is on his mind.

Sometimes I get sick of spy games and I just want to practice them on someone I hate instead.

You're going to call my taste in men in question? Really?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

So you just want him to want you? That's aiming high.

And yes, I suppose I am.

[doubleppk]

Hah. Plenty of men want me. Only one...

You know what? I'm not going into this with you. You'll only use it to make fun of him.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

No, I'm not going to make fun of anyone. I'm just here to enjoy your love life crashing and burning.

[carryabiggun.livejournal.com]

Yes I am.

[doubleppk]

Tch.

Only in a sexy way.

[carryabiggun.livejournal.com]

I'm a sexy slob?

[doubleppk]

Maybe just sexy.

[carryabiggun.livejournal.com]

Glad you think so.

[doubleppk]

I do. So don't think you're allowed to forget it honey.