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Selling Fruit. Yes. Fruit.
As you've probably been warned by now or at least noticed; odd-colored fruits and vegetables on the Grand Line do weird things. All the ones we've seen so far wear off in a week or sooner.
I borrowed a bunch of seeds from Crocodile and various people affected and thanks to my awesome new greenhouse (THANKS REBORN!!! <3) guess what I'm selling now. ^_^ That's right. <3
Pink Bananas: Turns guys into chicks
Blue pears: Turns chicks into guys.
-- They work as an antidote of each other. Sold separately one at a time 5000 berri.
Blue carrots: Turns adults into kids
-- there may or may not be an antidote. I'm not saying. 4000 berri
Erenrue root/golden turnips: Turns humans into non-mythological animal. The type of animal is determined by how much eaten. It's also smoke-able and found in cigars. Can be sold either way. Known animals so far: lion, elephant, cat, wolf.
Acid pink apple: Turns aliens and animals into humans.
-- They work as antidote of each other. Sold separately. 10,000 berri.
Also: Red pears. Known to turn people into unicorns. 8000 berri
Lime Green apples: Make people REALLY REALLY weird. Weirder than normal. Like opposite or something. [[ooc: personality switch.]] 3000 berri.
-- Only known antidote is a "cure-all" for mild poisons. NOT SOLD. I have very limited supplies of that and will only give it out if your new version get on my nerves or as a special favor to someone else.
Green bananas: Make you um. Well. Horny. And willing to forget about your current girlfriend/boyfriend/reasons not to fuck that up. Don't eat unless you have a lot of self control.
-- No known antidote aside from waiting out the week. 5000 berri.
Violet plums: Makes you speak only in netspeak and with weird smileys and pictures and crap. [[ooc: It turns you into a 4channer]]
-- Again, only antidote is waiting it out. 2000 berri.
UNKNOWN EFFECTS: [[ooc: Unless otherwise specified you can decide what they do]]
Black watermelons -- 10000 berri (because they're big enough to share) [[ooc: They will turn you into a sparkly vampire. See Fay and Renge for more details]]
Orange coconuts -- 1000 berri (because they might be nuclear reactive)
Blue oranges -- 3000 berri (because they're pretty)
Purple walnuts -- 2000 berri
Pink and purple polka dotted pumpkins -- 5000 berri but they won't be ready until October [[ooc: They cause uncontrollable dancing.]]
Orange kiwis -- 3000 berri
Pink grapes -- 2000 berri
Purple spotted apples -- 4000 berri
Army camouflage blue potatoes -- 5000 berri for suspected awesomeness.
Red Striped Green beans -- 2000 berri [[ooc: Cause out-loud self-narration, price will go up when confirmed of this because that's epic <3 Thanks Robin and Britt :D]]
Purple lettuce: -- 4000 berri [[ooc: causes aging, Vil/Toboe has dibs]]
There might also be other randomly colored fruits throughout the Grand Line (we assume there are) so if you eat one, I'd appreciate it if you let us know what it does. And I'll pay you for any seeds. <3
Obviously I'm not going to charge anyone on the sub as it'd be redundant. That said, don't eat them unless you want to turn into something crazy and/or are willing to test effects. For science.
[[ooc: If I'm forgetting an obvious one, please remind me. I hadn't updated Fujiko's list in a couple months so this possibly outdated information. She will also at some point do this with cursed jewelry. Girl's gotta make a living~ Enjoy your daily dose of crack.]]
I borrowed a bunch of seeds from Crocodile and various people affected and thanks to my awesome new greenhouse (THANKS REBORN!!! <3) guess what I'm selling now. ^_^ That's right. <3
Pink Bananas: Turns guys into chicks
Blue pears: Turns chicks into guys.
-- They work as an antidote of each other. Sold separately one at a time 5000 berri.
Blue carrots: Turns adults into kids
-- there may or may not be an antidote. I'm not saying. 4000 berri
Erenrue root/golden turnips: Turns humans into non-mythological animal. The type of animal is determined by how much eaten. It's also smoke-able and found in cigars. Can be sold either way. Known animals so far: lion, elephant, cat, wolf.
Acid pink apple: Turns aliens and animals into humans.
-- They work as antidote of each other. Sold separately. 10,000 berri.
Also: Red pears. Known to turn people into unicorns. 8000 berri
Lime Green apples: Make people REALLY REALLY weird. Weirder than normal. Like opposite or something. [[ooc: personality switch.]] 3000 berri.
-- Only known antidote is a "cure-all" for mild poisons. NOT SOLD. I have very limited supplies of that and will only give it out if your new version get on my nerves or as a special favor to someone else.
Green bananas: Make you um. Well. Horny. And willing to forget about your current girlfriend/boyfriend/reasons not to fuck that up. Don't eat unless you have a lot of self control.
-- No known antidote aside from waiting out the week. 5000 berri.
Violet plums: Makes you speak only in netspeak and with weird smileys and pictures and crap. [[ooc: It turns you into a 4channer]]
-- Again, only antidote is waiting it out. 2000 berri.
UNKNOWN EFFECTS: [[ooc: Unless otherwise specified you can decide what they do]]
Black watermelons -- 10000 berri (because they're big enough to share) [[ooc: They will turn you into a sparkly vampire. See Fay and Renge for more details]]
Orange coconuts -- 1000 berri (because they might be nuclear reactive)
Blue oranges -- 3000 berri (because they're pretty)
Purple walnuts -- 2000 berri
Pink and purple polka dotted pumpkins -- 5000 berri but they won't be ready until October [[ooc: They cause uncontrollable dancing.]]
Orange kiwis -- 3000 berri
Pink grapes -- 2000 berri
Purple spotted apples -- 4000 berri
Army camouflage blue potatoes -- 5000 berri for suspected awesomeness.
Red Striped Green beans -- 2000 berri [[ooc: Cause out-loud self-narration, price will go up when confirmed of this because that's epic <3 Thanks Robin and Britt :D]]
Purple lettuce: -- 4000 berri [[ooc: causes aging, Vil/Toboe has dibs]]
There might also be other randomly colored fruits throughout the Grand Line (we assume there are) so if you eat one, I'd appreciate it if you let us know what it does. And I'll pay you for any seeds. <3
Obviously I'm not going to charge anyone on the sub as it'd be redundant. That said, don't eat them unless you want to turn into something crazy and/or are willing to test effects. For science.
[[ooc: If I'm forgetting an obvious one, please remind me. I hadn't updated Fujiko's list in a couple months so this possibly outdated information. She will also at some point do this with cursed jewelry. Girl's gotta make a living~ Enjoy your daily dose of crack.]]
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... Because dead people make poor repeat customers and selling actual death poisons would get me wanted by the marines.
.... You're a swordsman I take it?
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You seem ta know what youre talkin' about, I like that. ...Hm, and now that I think about it, youre a rather succulent specimen, arent ya?
How about you take a walk down a dark alley with me babe, and I give you a first person experience with my cutlery?
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I try~
... Did you just... offer... to cut me up?!
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Most people assume it's an option, but if youre into that sort of stuff I think i can change up some things...
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There are somethings I'm into. Being cut up with swords isn't one of them, no.
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For you, Ill give ya the "quick an' easy" option. But it's a limited offer so you should take up on it fast.
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I prefer slow and detailed when it comes to my own being killed or not. If I'm shooting I'll make other people's deaths quick and painless but I'd rather mine was drawn out as long as possible.
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That doesn't make it better kid. And there is no way in hell I'm going to go see you for the express purpose of getting cut up. I'd rather be bitten.
(ooc: better give up, he's now lost to logic)
Oh baby, dont make me wait!
ooc: Fujiko is just talented like that.
No!