Selling Fruit. Yes. Fruit.

[doubleppk]

As you've probably been warned by now or at least noticed; odd-colored fruits and vegetables on the Grand Line do weird things. All the ones we've seen so far wear off in a week or sooner.

I borrowed a bunch of seeds from Crocodile and various people affected and thanks to my awesome new greenhouse (THANKS REBORN!!! <3) guess what I'm selling now. ^_^ That's right. <3



Pink Bananas: Turns guys into chicks
Blue pears: Turns chicks into guys.
-- They work as an antidote of each other. Sold separately one at a time 5000 berri.

Blue carrots: Turns adults into kids
-- there may or may not be an antidote. I'm not saying. 4000 berri

Erenrue root/golden turnips: Turns humans into non-mythological animal. The type of animal is determined by how much eaten. It's also smoke-able and found in cigars. Can be sold either way. Known animals so far: lion, elephant, cat, wolf.
Acid pink apple: Turns aliens and animals into humans.
-- They work as antidote of each other. Sold separately. 10,000 berri.
Also: Red pears. Known to turn people into unicorns. 8000 berri

Lime Green apples: Make people REALLY REALLY weird. Weirder than normal. Like opposite or something. [[ooc: personality switch.]] 3000 berri.
-- Only known antidote is a "cure-all" for mild poisons. NOT SOLD. I have very limited supplies of that and will only give it out if your new version get on my nerves or as a special favor to someone else.

Green bananas: Make you um. Well. Horny. And willing to forget about your current girlfriend/boyfriend/reasons not to fuck that up. Don't eat unless you have a lot of self control.
-- No known antidote aside from waiting out the week. 5000 berri.

Violet plums: Makes you speak only in netspeak and with weird smileys and pictures and crap. [[ooc: It turns you into a 4channer]]
-- Again, only antidote is waiting it out. 2000 berri.

UNKNOWN EFFECTS: [[ooc: Unless otherwise specified you can decide what they do]]
Black watermelons -- 10000 berri (because they're big enough to share) [[ooc: They will turn you into a sparkly vampire. See Fay and Renge for more details]]
Orange coconuts -- 1000 berri (because they might be nuclear reactive)
Blue oranges -- 3000 berri (because they're pretty)
Purple walnuts -- 2000 berri
Pink and purple polka dotted pumpkins -- 5000 berri but they won't be ready until October [[ooc: They cause uncontrollable dancing.]]
Orange kiwis -- 3000 berri
Pink grapes -- 2000 berri
Purple spotted apples -- 4000 berri
Army camouflage blue potatoes -- 5000 berri for suspected awesomeness.
Red Striped Green beans -- 2000 berri [[ooc: Cause out-loud self-narration, price will go up when confirmed of this because that's epic <3 Thanks Robin and Britt :D]]
Purple lettuce: -- 4000 berri [[ooc: causes aging, Vil/Toboe has dibs]]

There might also be other randomly colored fruits throughout the Grand Line (we assume there are) so if you eat one, I'd appreciate it if you let us know what it does. And I'll pay you for any seeds. <3

Obviously I'm not going to charge anyone on the sub as it'd be redundant. That said, don't eat them unless you want to turn into something crazy and/or are willing to test effects. For science.

[[ooc: If I'm forgetting an obvious one, please remind me. I hadn't updated Fujiko's list in a couple months so this possibly outdated information. She will also at some point do this with cursed jewelry. Girl's gotta make a living~ Enjoy your daily dose of crack.]]

Comments

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

NO. DO NOT SPREAD ANYMORE OF THESE.

[doubleppk]

Now now Kyon. You don't have to buy them if you don't want to.

[kineticjustice.livejournal.com]

[doubleppk]

Yes?

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

... Where are you selling these?

[doubleppk]

From the Greenhouse. I'm growing them.

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

O-Oh dear. I am kind of glad I cannot eat human foods...

ooc: Mind you she disguises it on people all the time >_>

[doubleppk]

Well hypothetically it would take a very cruel person to hide the food in a disguise and they're weirdly colored so generally avoidable. Except when disguised.

[greyloner.livejournal.com]

… See you are doing well…

[doubleppk]

Thank you Tsume though I'm actually still in the mountains until later this evening. How are you and Toboe?

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

[doubleppk]

You're the best~

Did you ever know that you're my hero~? You're everything I wish I could be~ And I could fly higher than an eagle~

[prussianized.livejournal.com]

[doubleppk]

PRUSSIA! Welcome back to your much sexier state. <3

[heartofstone22.livejournal.com]

Those are the fruits from behind the rope?

They sound amazing! I want to try one!

[doubleppk]

They are yes.

... You do?

Well okay. You could try one of the unknown ones I guess.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

This won't end well.

[doubleppk]

I get money, people make me laugh, I piss off Crocodile, I fail to see the downside so far.

Plus I have a steady supply of antidotes. Thanks for that by the way. <3

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

The sales pitch is too loud and not making me want to buy any.

[doubleppk]

Originally it was all in black but it bored people. I find it irritating to make it large print and sparkly however so I opted for this as a nice healthy medium.

I could give you a free sample as advertising. <3

[samurai-parfait.livejournal.com]

Red pears eh. ... >.>

[doubleppk]

I'm sure you remember the effect of those. After all, I have blackmail pictures. ^_^

[yourkindbutcher.livejournal.com]

Fruit, huh? No thanks, I dont really need ta eat anymore.

If youre gonna sell fruit to cause chaos and have some fun, why not just grow poisonous ones?

Not nearly as fun as cuttin' people up, but I bet that would still be a hell of a good time!

[doubleppk]

It's not your normal fruit anyway.

... Because dead people make poor repeat customers and selling actual death poisons would get me wanted by the marines.

.... You're a swordsman I take it?

[awa-sheep.livejournal.com]

Hm. As long as none ends up in my food, this could be quite interesting. Made any sales yet, Fujiko?

[doubleppk]

That's what I think! <3

I sold one of everything to Norway. No idea what he's going to go do with it all. Maybe turn into a troll.

[firecandyleo.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't the ones with unknown effect be cheaper?

[doubleppk]

They are. For the most part. Except the watermelons because they're so big.

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

I see the red pear seeds I gave you came in handy.

[doubleppk]

Thank you for that by the way. <3

[suicidalsensei.livejournal.com]

W-WHAT ABOUT GOLDEN TURNIPS!?

[doubleppk]

They turn people into animals.

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you sold vegetables too! I'LL TAKE ALL OF THEM!

[doubleppk]

Well you... can't take them all. A lot of them are still growing. Secondly... you need money.

[lilpinkmenace.livejournal.com]

That sounds really cool! I wanna eat them all~

[doubleppk]

I could give you a free sample.

[kerorodearimasu.livejournal.com]

Wow, Fujiko-dono, I had no idea there were that many cursed fruit around.

Good thing there aren't any cursed star fruit yet.

[doubleppk]

Mm. Starfruit. Well you never know. There might be. If they're weirdly colored. They could turn you into a star~

[subtle-traitor.livejournal.com]

That's a useful list.

[doubleppk]

I rather think so. ^_^ I've been keeping it since I first got here.

[history-pirate.livejournal.com]

Wasn't this tiring enough the first time it happened?

[doubleppk]

I find myself with free time and energy lacking in money. <3

[wheresmywife.livejournal.com]

Wow.

[doubleppk]

Yes. Fruits do crazy things.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I am unsurprised that whatever malevolently humourus god created these fruits and vegetables missed off turnips.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Oh wait, there is one but it is in such blindingly sophisticated yellow I didn't notice it at first.