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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AKITO AND AGITO

♥ HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGITO AND AKITO!!!!! ♥

We have cake, Taiwan is making dinner, and I even got a mountain of chocolate for Mello~! Happy birthday you guys. <3

Also!! Open your presents! The ones from me first because they're the best!!

And. I have to leave soon. But I'll be back befor you know it. Unless you guys want to go back. Sorry. It's a work thing :( BUT I'll stick around long enough to do something big~ Whatever you want~ Your pick before I go, ok? And if you stick around for the party~ I'll be back ^_^

[[ooc: She got a taser for Agito clearly marked, and sunglasses with a spy camera screen, the camera you carry in your pocket/hand so that you can see behind you at all times as you walk. Why yes, Fujiko shares her paranoia. Isn't that nice?]]

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Don't call me that.

... It's none of your business. AND I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING BLOW UP THE SH- B-BEDPOST?!

As you wish honey.

*sigh* Yes~ Bedposts. You do know what those are, don't you? They're extremely convenient for handcuffing men to. Also using their ties to tie them too. Even if they're obnoxious little Houdinis like Lupin, it takes a while to undo and escape and in that case you'd have to blow yourself up. So in the meanwhile I'd at least know where you were stuck for a little while.

Really, Fujiko-san. Knock it off!

Yeah. But WHY A BEDPOST?! Y-You could cuff me to something else, you know.. there are plenty of other things that would take me longer to destroy.

... besides. It's not like I've really been out of my room, so why make it so I'm stuck there?

<3~

Bedposts are kinkier. They make men paranoid and struggle but their ears are still easy to reach and toy with.

Connotations.

W-What the hell is up with you?!

What the hell does that have to do with me making up with the baseball nut?!

I'm just saying, it is.

Then you wouldn't be able to escape him. Mwahaha.

WH-B-but he's been so distracted and... He probably would be too dense and... WHAT THE HELL, FUJIKO!

Goku-kun. Do you want him back if he wants you back?

W-who said anything about him wanting me back...

That's why I'm asking.

If I have to I'm going to truth serum you. I know you're far more miserable apart than with him but I don't know if it's just because you're fighting because you're an idiot or you love him and happen to hate him at the same time.

... Because it's your business...

YOU'RE BLUFFING!

Gokudera. I like you. When you're sad, I'm sad for you~ When you're happy~ I'm happy for you. Don't give me the same fucking like about how I should stop caring, we've been over that. It's not going to happen. And I do so loathe using poisons but I dislike being miserable so you'd be amazed at the lows I'd stoop to. Such as truth seruming you and tying you up to a bedpost, telling Yamamoto I really needed to talk to him, leaving a lot of alcohol and cigarettes and barring the door for ten hours.

WH-WHAT?!

... w-wasn't a closet enough?!

~~... What?~~

Depends. Are you still fighting?

Hn?

Did you have any part of that, Fujiko-san?!

Actually. I have no clue what you're talking about. Did you blow up a closet?

N-No. I didn't have my dynamite... N-Nevermind.

Were you locked in a closet with Yamamoto~?

You didn't have anything to do with it, did you?!

No I didn't. But if it worked, I'm glad for you~

W-WORKED?! What the hell kind of intention...

Did it work~?

I didn't kill him. So yeah. It worked.

... Not exactly what I meant but whatever. Suit yourself. I guess I could always give Smoker his lube back. Or rather give it to Ace all things considered.