HAPPY BIRTHDAY AKITO AND AGITO

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♥ HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGITO AND AKITO!!!!! ♥


We have cake, Taiwan is making dinner, and I even got a mountain of chocolate for Mello~! Happy birthday you guys. <3

Also!! Open your presents! The ones from me first because they're the best!!

And. I have to leave soon. But I'll be back befor you know it. Unless you guys want to go back. Sorry. It's a work thing :( BUT I'll stick around long enough to do something big~ Whatever you want~ Your pick before I go, ok? And if you stick around for the party~ I'll be back ^_^

[[ooc: She got a taser for Agito clearly marked, and sunglasses with a spy camera screen, the camera you carry in your pocket/hand so that you can see behind you at all times as you walk. Why yes, Fujiko shares her paranoia. Isn't that nice?]]

Comments

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

A question. Do you suffocate when you try to sleep with your belly up?

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Oh Mello, Mello, Mello. Hair and prostitution clothes will not turn you into a real woman. I could give you a pink banana but you've already done that yourself. So stop wishing you had my boobs, even if you change, you still will not be as busty as me. Facts of life darling.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

I bet you float when you jump into the water.

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I do as at matter of fact. I make a flipping fantastic flotation device. I should have been a Baywatch lifeguard but alas, I enjoy shooting things too much.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Pamela Anderson would be jealous.

Can you even see your feet?

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She would~ <3

Not since the war of '69 you cruel bastard for bringing it up. They were blown off in an explosion taking off both my feet. I have to buy shoes with the feet already in them. And sometimes at night, I cut off other people's so that I can steal them and make them share my pain.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

And your belly button? Can you see it even? Or does it have a special story as well?

ooc: wait for it.

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I have no belly button.

ooc: IT HAD TO BE DONE!

[godisbigger.livejournal.com]

You must be a gourd! It's okay! You don't need a belly button to be beautiful!