Important

[doubleppk]

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Has anyone seen Toboe?

He went out to get peanut butter and meat and now I can't find him. Anyone?? It's... important. Please.... if you see him...

Jyabura... do you know? Um... anyone... help. Please.


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Jyabura and I found him. Thanks for the help guys. Um Um. I need a doctor. Please.

Comments

[doubleppk]

I never was good at keeping agreements.

Tch. He'd hate you Mello darling. I've taken down a lot of mafia men in my day but... even beyond that he fancies himself rather like well... Sanji in some ways. The first time you called a girl a bitch or a cunt he'd cross his arms, get huffy and probably turn you ship inside out.

But good luck with that.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

That's why I woulnd't want you in my crew.

I've many people hating me, just one more woulnd't make any difference. But don't worry, it's not like I'm interested on him or anything. He is far too annoying, even for Xanxus' I'm sure.

[doubleppk]

Mm-hm. I don't want to be in your crew. Men who want to kill me simply for being around them too long make me nervous for obvious reasons.

He is annoying, I'll grant you. Still the best thief in the world but neither of you can hire him. One time we stole President Kennedy's Christmas present from France. Just for the challenge. And the things he's tracked down...

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

I don't kill people for being around me for too long. I kill them if they become annoying.

Remember, that happened in your world. Probably there are others far better than him in this one.

[doubleppk]

Uh-huh. When am I not annoying to you?

Ha. Please. The world's greatest safemakers got together to invent ways just to keep Lupin out. They made one that was impossible to even get in: just a big round egg of a thing that you literally had to make around the items you wanted kept safe. It couldn't be jackhammered, melted, ANYTHING but he still found a way. He's a goofball but there isn't a lock he can't pick, a trap he can't skip his way out of or anything smaller than a city he can't steal. Every country in the world was after him. Hell he almost stole the countries themselves.

Think what you want. I don't give a damn. But you really are an idiot if you don't realize he's the best thief who ever lived.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

You have your moments.

Oh, I believe he's the best thief who ever lived in your world. Fujiko, you don't know a thing about my world or the other worlds that have converged to this one, so there is no way he can possibly be the best from all the parallel universes. Dogmas like that do not exist.

[doubleppk]

I'm shocked.

Uh-huh. I dare you to try him. The only thing Lupin has is that he's the best thief. I'm not the best anything in my world. Never cared to be, don't want to be. And I doubt Goemon would be the swordsman here. Even if the freaking psycho can cut anything. But I've seen the skill of people here on stealing things. Lupin might as well not be on the same planet as them he's so far above.

Not bragging. Sometimes I hate the man's guts. It's just... even I have to give him that.

But the only thing to Lupin sometimes is that. He gets bored since it all comes easily now and he decides to try harder and harder challenges only he has to invent them after a point. Like Smoker's near-death wish. He's nearly invincible so they walk that line a lot closer than they should. Some day they'll get themselves killed and there's nothing I can do about it. Fuck. Lupin almost did... so many times.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Whatever, believe in what you wish. It's useless to even talk about this with you.

[doubleppk]

You could put him to a test if you care enough to.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

I don't really think I do. He is too annoying for me to bother.

[doubleppk]

Good. As I said, it's hardly like you could afford him anyway.