For Justice! And money! But mostly the ... justice money

[doubleppk]

Do you like Justice? Do you want MONEY? Are you bored and desperately needing something to liven up oh... your life? Calling one, calling ALL. Be you a robot, wolf, pscyho, swords dude, SIGN UP NOW!! For money and justice!

Combination bounty hunting, pirate stealing, crime ring busting, anything that will turn a profit relief from boredom!

Apply now for a special assignment made for you!

Also, Edgeworth, I have a particular need of your skills if you have the time and inclination.

Comments

[justicereigns]

So you say. But you remember that we've BEEN drinking together.

Well, that's a better present. As long as you don't end up biting off more than you can chew.

[doubleppk]

It's cute that you think I was drunk.

I'll try not to. <3

[justicereigns]

... this is worrying.

Just don't.

[doubleppk]

You being cute, me not being drunk, or you thinking I was drunk when I don't get drunk and wanted to see if you remembered that little tidbit? <3

Yes sir.

[justicereigns]

The last two, but now you mention it, the first one as well.

Don't be snide. That's my job.

[doubleppk]

I don't really think you're cute, I was being facetious. I don't get drunk because if I can't see straight to shoot it's too dangerous. And as for testing you~ I don't really believe you got drunk either. <3 Remember? I'm as much in your head as you get in mine. I know you're more devious than you pretend Captain~

I was actually being serious. <3 I did used to be in the marines after all. I remember SOME things. And I can show respect when I feel it's earned.

[justicereigns]

And that was me being sarcastic. ... I really do need an icon to point that out to people.
... hn. Maybe you aren't an idiot.

Then stop making it look like you're being snide.

[doubleppk]

<3
Mm-hm. Shocking isn't it?

I didn't realize I WAS making it look that way. Okay NOW I'm being snide.

[justicereigns]

Yes.

There's no off-switch to you, is there?

[doubleppk]

Only to fools captain. <3 Never took you for one~

Pops Zenigata used to ask that too.

[justicereigns]

I need that icon.

Smart man.

[doubleppk]

<3

... You are probably the ONLY PERSON EVER to say that about him. If you met him I think you'ld probably change your mind. I'm not completely sure but... probably.

[justicereigns]

Then I hope I don't meet him.

[doubleppk]

You might like him actually. I'm not sure. He's obsessed with capturing Lupin.

[justicereigns]

Is that another snide comment, about me and Strawhat?

[doubleppk]

Not exactly. Actually it was more a note of obsessive dedication.

[justicereigns]

That's acceptable.

[doubleppk]

I had a feeling. <3

Okay. I'm heading out soon. Wish me luck in making sure this whole bloody thing doesn't backfire in my face everyone fighting each other instead of common enemy and Gokudera blowing up the ships beneath us or the thousand and one other things that could go wrong.

[justicereigns]

Good luck. Try not to break anything important.