For Justice! And money! But mostly the ... justice money

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Do you like Justice? Do you want MONEY? Are you bored and desperately needing something to liven up oh... your life? Calling one, calling ALL. Be you a robot, wolf, pscyho, swords dude, SIGN UP NOW!! For money and justice!

Combination bounty hunting, pirate stealing, crime ring busting, anything that will turn a profit relief from boredom!

Apply now for a special assignment made for you!

Also, Edgeworth, I have a particular need of your skills if you have the time and inclination.

Comments

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.... Okay.

I honestly can't tell where to place you yet. So... I'm going to go with the anti-pirates. Because you do seem a little into justice but would make a lousy emissary. At least we can keep an eye on you and make sure you don't do anything too crazy.

I take it from the disturbing icon you're a swordsman?

[beserkhampster.livejournal.com]

While I am fond of swords I am a ranger and I'm adept at bows and charming woodland animals!

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Okay bows aren't really a help but...

Really? Charming woodland animals? This I have to hear more about.

[beserkhampster.livejournal.com]

Why yes! All rangers worth their smelly cheese can get along with woodland animals! We even take them as companions. And while other rangers like to over compensate with a bear or wolf companion, I prefer the subtleties of a miniture giant space hampster.

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Uh. Subtle. Right.

I like animals. Does that make me a ranger?

[beserkhampster.livejournal.com]

You like animals too? Maybe you are a ranger! Maybe we should get you a hampster too! Or maybe an Ice weasel, whatever your prefference.

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I have a pet werewolf.

What is an ... ice weasel?