What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar?

[doubleppk]

I have a cache. Of ice cream. What can I say? This island didn't yield much. In any case. It's way too much to stick in the sub freezers so I'm giving away from ice cream. The catch? You have to do something for it, of course.

So that begs the question; what would you do for a Klondike bar? Recipients of ice creamy goodness is based entirely on how awesome you are so bring it on.

Comments

[doubleppk]

I don't really care, it'd just be hilarious to me if you licked him for no apparent reason.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

It'd be funny if I got stabbed?

[doubleppk]

By Lucci for licking him? Yes. Immensely.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

You're weird.

[doubleppk]

That's never really been in question. If I was normal, I'd be boring.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

And if you were boring, we wouldn't be friends.

[doubleppk]

You and Crocodile must be the only people in the world who could make uninteresting look like an appealing alternative.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

You wanna be boring?

[doubleppk]

No but being interesting to you or Crocodile makes me nervous.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

So you want me to think you're boring?

[doubleppk]

Not sure actually. Whichever is safer. If I was boring, I'd bypass your interest.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

But wouldn't it be worse if I didn't like you?

[doubleppk]

Depends. If I was boring like Kyon, I'd escape interest. Of you and Crocodile. I'd be overlooked. Easier to stay in the shadows that way.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

But if you were interesting and then turned boring, I'd be pretty mad at you.

[doubleppk]

Yeah well...

Ahahaha....

I have no intentions of becoming boring. I couldn't even if I wanted to I think.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

Good, then we're still friends.

[doubleppk]

...

Swear to God I have no idea if that makes me feel better or not.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

Don't you like being friends?

[doubleppk]

I don't know. I guess it's been cool so far. I'm just waiting for the other hammer to fall. I mean so far I don't see what you get out of this. If I'm a court jester or something, that's fine but you have lots of people who are.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

I like having friends. And you're cool.

[doubleppk]

Right. Thanks. I guess.

You're pretty interesting yourself. In a scary I can't even predict you kind of way.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

If you could predict me, I'd be boring! Since you're not boring, I shouldn't be boring either.

[doubleppk]

It wouldn't be boring. It'd be... sane. Which would be... boring. Fine it would be boring.

I don't think you could ever be boring, true enough.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

And you wouldn't want me to be, would you?