What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar?

[doubleppk]

I have a cache. Of ice cream. What can I say? This island didn't yield much. In any case. It's way too much to stick in the sub freezers so I'm giving away from ice cream. The catch? You have to do something for it, of course.

So that begs the question; what would you do for a Klondike bar? Recipients of ice creamy goodness is based entirely on how awesome you are so bring it on.

Comments

[doubleppk]

Actually, yes. But you'll have to do something for it.

[ohme-eh.livejournal.com]

Oh! Awesome! I wasn't even sure they made the maple ones anymore! What do I have to do?

[doubleppk]

Maybe they only do here.

Hmmmm. Squirt America with ketchup and take a picture that makes him look like a giant hamburger with a caption of, "You are what you eat" (and then run away)

[ohme-eh.livejournal.com]

Maybe!

How do I make him look like a hamburger, eh?

[doubleppk]

Clothes like a bun and add some lettuce!

[ohme-eh.livejournal.com]

I don't have anything like that! I don't know how to make him look like a hamburger, eh? I can't have a Klondike Bar unless I do that? The Klondike is in Canada, you know!

[doubleppk]

Well any idea that entertains me works for me so you're welcome to make a suggestion of something. Something easier perhaps?

[ohme-eh.livejournal.com]

I could take a silly picture of myself instead of a silly picture of Alfred, eh?

[doubleppk]

That works as well. What do you have?

[ohme-eh.livejournal.com]

A moose antler headband?

[doubleppk]

Is there a big funny nose to go with it? Because so far you're just sounding cute.