What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar?

[doubleppk]

I have a cache. Of ice cream. What can I say? This island didn't yield much. In any case. It's way too much to stick in the sub freezers so I'm giving away from ice cream. The catch? You have to do something for it, of course.

So that begs the question; what would you do for a Klondike bar? Recipients of ice creamy goodness is based entirely on how awesome you are so bring it on.

Comments

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

Who beat me?

[doubleppk]

Kyon. Who said the same thing you did with less flair.

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

You're telling me I'm like...more boring than SWEDEN?

[doubleppk]

Is Sweden the guy who doesn't talk much except for grunts and kind of sounds like he was built for sex?

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

Ew.

I don't want to think of Sweden like that.

[doubleppk]

... Neither do I. I'm just saying it sounds like he's... you know. :|

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhh!! No! STOP STOP!!!

Happy place. Happy place.

Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła, kiedy my żyjemy! Co nam obca przemoc wzięła, Szablą odbierzemy! Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski, z ziemi włoskiej do Polski! Za twoim przewodem złączym się z narodem!

[doubleppk]

Here.

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

Much better. I totally don't even remember what we were talking about before.

[doubleppk]

Neither do I.

Oh wait. Now I do.

Eh forget about it. It was lame anyway.

That's the national park with wild ponies, right?

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

Białowieskim Parku Narodowym?

Yeah, it's like...an ancient woodland and all that. You can totally read about it here (http://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bia%C5%82owieski_Park_Narodowy).

I'm awesome.

[doubleppk]

Yeah. Ponies and buffalo I think. Only what's the word for buffalo in Polish? And they're sort of almost more like yaks but whatever.

Of course~

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

Żubr. They're some kind of awkward bison. I don't even care. Ponies are cuter.

[doubleppk]

Ponies are fun. We should turn one of the rooms into a stable.

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

HELL YEAH!!

[doubleppk]

I'm not sure how much ponies would like being under water though. But maybe they'd get used to it?

[isahusband.livejournal.com]

[doubleppk]

....

[isahusband.livejournal.com]

S'ry...

[doubleppk]

...

For what?

[isahusband.livejournal.com]

M'king y' uncomf'rtable...

[doubleppk]

Uh no... you didn't... exactly...
Um. I have... a bad sense of humor. People can't tell when I'm joking.

[isahusband.livejournal.com]

Y' w're jok'ng?

[doubleppk]

Uh. Yes. Mostly. Some. Mostly.

[isahusband.livejournal.com]

S'me...