What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar?

[doubleppk]

I have a cache. Of ice cream. What can I say? This island didn't yield much. In any case. It's way too much to stick in the sub freezers so I'm giving away from ice cream. The catch? You have to do something for it, of course.

So that begs the question; what would you do for a Klondike bar? Recipients of ice creamy goodness is based entirely on how awesome you are so bring it on.

Comments

[tooshiny.livejournal.com]

those aren't that great anyways.

[doubleppk]

Blasphemy. They're awesome. You know you want one. For the low low price of murder and mayhem.

[tooshiny.livejournal.com]

.... murder and mayhem you say?

[doubleppk]

But there's a catch. It has to be entertaining murder and mayhem. Like spiking Squalo's alcohol.

[tooshiny.livejournal.com]

wait. are we killing squalo?

[doubleppk]

... you'd do an assassination just for an ice cream bar?

[tooshiny.livejournal.com]

i dont even want the ice cream bar.

[doubleppk]

You just want to kill Squalo?

[tooshiny.livejournal.com]

i thought you wanted to do that. not that i would be opposed.

[doubleppk]

I'm not even in the area. More like I want people to do something amusing. Pissing him off works just as well for me.

[tooshiny.livejournal.com]

yeah.. but josephine seems lonely.

[doubleppk]

You know here's a question. If you're so into corpses and stuff, why don't you ever go grave-digging?

[tooshiny.livejournal.com]

no one will let me.

[doubleppk]

You need to get better at being sneaky. Or hire someone.

[tooshiny.livejournal.com]

i can't hire without money.

[doubleppk]

So get some?

[tooshiny.livejournal.com]

how?

[doubleppk]

I don't know. Steal stuff from Mello?

[tooshiny.livejournal.com]

i don't want my guts blown up yet.

[doubleppk]

Well you know what they say, no risk, no gain.

You could put on shows for occult lovers demonstrating the proper way to do stuff?