What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar?

[doubleppk]

I have a cache. Of ice cream. What can I say? This island didn't yield much. In any case. It's way too much to stick in the sub freezers so I'm giving away from ice cream. The catch? You have to do something for it, of course.

So that begs the question; what would you do for a Klondike bar? Recipients of ice creamy goodness is based entirely on how awesome you are so bring it on.

Comments

[doubleppk]

500 berri.

You are officially the most boring person in this place.

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

I knew that already.

[doubleppk]

Don't be so proud of it.

Seriously. How do you stand yourself. Did you just never play board games as a child or something?

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

I didn't say I was proud of it. I used to be highly optimistic towards giving up my boring persona, but I've lived with it for a while, I've grown accustomed to having it.

I still play board games when I can. Just not all the time.

[doubleppk]

Aha.

Oh. Well you just broke the rules of this game. The idea is to come up with some stupid and funny you'd do for ice cream. Buying one is neither and breaks like 5 rules in the game. Not that I care. I'll sell you one anyway if you want it.

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know that there WERE rules in this game. I figured you were just asking a question.

[doubleppk]

The game is you come up with something crazy and stupid and funny to make me laugh and in exchange I give you ice cream.

[caffinatekillua]

Boring people can't help themselves. They're too boring to even end it.

[doubleppk]

That's so... boring. :|

Maybe we should help. I've heard there's this special cologne that makes you irrestible to all women. Lupin, of course, tried to get his hands on it about a million times. Maybe if we found one like that that makes you irrestible to all men he'd be less boring.

[caffinatekillua]

That'd be interesting.

[doubleppk]

Any idea where we can get some? Chemistry isn't exactly more forte. I'm better at utilizing someone else's creations than trying to make my own.

[caffinatekillua]

Ask Fran?

[doubleppk]

Okay! Fufufu. :D

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

NO.

[doubleppk]

I'm amused that you think this will stop me. Clearly you haven't met Lupin or Jigen and seen how often they tell me no.

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

I don't even want to imagine you doing something like that!

[doubleppk]

Worse things hun. I've done far worse things. <3

[caffinatekillua]

It only encourages me.

[doubleppk]

Me too. Now we have to do it. Where's Fran?

[caffinatekillua]

Probably the infirmary.