Broke and needing all new wardrobe. AGAIN.

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Once again. I have no clothes. And I put too much money into the seaking farm shares (totally going well by the way: you should all still get in on it while you can) so I'm a little strapped. I'm thinking of bounty hunting but I had a plan I'd hate to ruin. Anyone got ideas?

Killua, Gon, that paintball fight was awesome. We have to do it again sometime. I love my knife. <3

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Ah I'm sorry Poland. I know... my jokes... aren't usually clear at all. Lupin and Jigen NEVER got them at all. Bastards. I get people mad at me a lot because people can't tell when I'm joking. Are you legitimately that sensitive about your skirt size? No offense, but... why? You look good and that's all that matters, isn' it?

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...what's with this random apology?

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Um. I thought I messed up? And that you didn't understand. So I thought I should tell you I'm sorry because I mean I KNOW my jokes aren't that good but I still make them.

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It's totally fine. We all know the truth.

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Unfortunately given this stupid honesty thing. But thanks for understanding ^_^ it makes me feel better.

... I didn't want to say that. :| It sound stupid. So does the fact that it makes me feel better because I like you and I don't want you to be mad at me because you're cool and funny.... *sigh* This could end now. But it's not like you care anyway.

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I know that like, I can still lie. Can I ask you what your deepest, darkest secrets are?

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You asshole!

Fuck.

a) I'm scared of everyone I like leaving me
b) I'm scared of all the countries forever turning their backs on me until I'm exiled with nowhere to go to and since I was halfway there in my world it wouldn't take a lot more.
c) I HATED being an assassin but it's what I was best at.
d) I loved being a spy and getting revenge on the countries that betrayed me but I HATED the politics and everyone making me a tool and a pawn. Hated it.
e) I'm freaking terrified of everyone here except Rosette, and Toboe and I'm even a little scared of Jyabura.
f) I wear leather because I'm ticklish and it's harder for people to use that against me then.
g) I hate that I like people who always manage to try to stab me in the back and it makes me want to stop trying only I don't because even though I don't fucking WANT hope, I still have some leftover from AGES ago when I was STUPID and idealistic and Straw-Hat really fucking scares me because he has that hope but way more power to back it up. Though truth told there's a lot of things about him that scare me.

Can I stop now?

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I totally wasn't serious.

You must have like, caught some of the countries in a bad mood or something. There's no way it's as bad as you say.

Most people here are total losers anyway. Just like, don't talk to them if you're scared.

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Tch. I've been framed for things I didn't committ in several countries, had warrants for my arrest so I could be used as bait, Russia betrayed me to Rasputin, and the United Nations hired me to investigate the Cagliostro Duchy only to back out because of politics. I don't... really want to discuss the rest since it was worse.

I told you before... even your government handed me over to Interpol after I hardwired files but... that one at least I understood. In the position, I would have done the same.

You and a lot of the countries here have been a lot nicer to me than I ever expected but... If I get sent back to our world I wouldn't have anywhere to go. I'd be on the run again. That's ok, I like being on the run. It just... What if I wind up with nowhere I can run? I've been to most of the world and I was running out of places I could go unseen.

I like a lot of them. They just... if I like them too much I might slip up and not realize when they're going to want to hurt me or I'll let them get closer just to see what they'll do. It's dangerous. I have to talk to them because otherwise I won't know who is a thread and who isn't.

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Okay.

So like, first paragraph. That's Russia. You can't trust or like Russia so that's normal. He's RUSSIA. Also don't trust like, Austria or Prussia or Germany. Or a bunch of other countries.

My boss is kind of a tightass. He tells me not to wear a skirt to meetings and to pull my hair back and to like...not eat food in my bed. WTF?

I bet no one would see you in Canada!

I don't like talking to other people either.

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Yeah. Learned that the hard way. Russia just... yes. Tch. And I don't trust Austria or Germany but I don't trust anyone.

Your boss? I never understood that though. Is the government leader (President, prime minister, king) the countries' bosses or is it someone like the countries themselves who've been around since the creation of each country? I mean China's been around for 2000+ years. Has he had like 500 bosses over the years or just one? Why aren't you the boss.

I agree though, your boss sounds like a jerk. But I like the way you have your hair in that icon there. It's super pretty but still manly if that makes any sense.

Ironically? That was my next guess. Because he seems extremely nice and easy going. I've never heard of wanted people escaping to there, usually it's Monoco or something (which is the WORST place to go by the way because there's a million worse people there and everyone expects you to flee there) so if I disappear, you can know that's where I'm going if I go back. Plus, it's so big, even Russia would have a hard time finding me. And I like polar bears.

I like talking to you though. It's kind of funny. I mean not to get clingy on you or anything. You're just... more fun than a lot of the others. And I do like talking to a lot of people, even the ones that scare me... they just make me want to run too. I mean I kind of admire you because you're really brave and even Russia doesn't really super scare you. Which is pretty damn awesome.

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I TOTALLY learned that the hard way too. Word of advice, France and England. Don't trust them either.

My boss is like...Lech Kaczyński. He's not a jerk, he's just old.

ENDLESS CONDITIONING WINS AGAIN!!

I totally don't even like, know him. I just picked him randomly.

Russia is a loser. Why would he be scary. HE'S the jerk if you want a jerk!

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Yeah. Why is it those lessons ONLY happen the hard way? It totally fucking sucks. And I don't. France scares me second most of the countries only to Russia. But that might be because of Lupin.

Hm. President. But if he dies, do you get a new boss?

So that's your secret.~ If I use too much conditioner my hair gets kind of greasy. I have to have a balance. It's a pain but worth the end result at least.

Oh! He's on our sub now though! And his polar bear Kumajiro is super cute! I know you don't like talking to people but maybe you could make alliance or something.

He is scary though. Because he's powerful and admittedly? I'm kind of hard to kill. Not in a GOOD way just a lot of people have tried so if I think someone is capable of killing me, that's really really scary because I don't know what to do about it to stop them. Why would anyone want a jerk?

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France isn't scary. He's just unreliable. If he says he like, has your back...he doesn't! Not that I need him or anything.

Or if people vote. Blah blah blah.

I like, use that conditioner for straight hair. And wash it EVERY OTHER DAY. But shower every day because that's like, gross.

...how about no?

I'm IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL!! Unlike Prussia. POLAND ALWAYS COMES BACK!!

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He's creepy. You missed it when his pervyness was going around. Lambo and Ipin were... And Hong Kong... it was scary shit yo.

I see. Except... I don't really completely get it. I mean why aren't you the boss? You guys have been around longer.

Yeah showers are definitely good. But I shampoo daily because it works better for me.

Okay~ But if you change your mind, you know he's there.

:D Except Prussia isn't really dead either... but yay!