What type of ____ are you? Meme~

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So per Japan's suggestion I've been relaxing of late. So relaxed I'm almost bored. Anyone up for a meme? Here's how it works. Someone replies with a category like Fruit, and then people respond with their name and/or sn asking what type of fruit (or whatever) they would be and why. And you can reply with what you think you'd be but you should at least wait until someone else says what they think fits for you first or it's just sad.

Simple enough?

Comments

[sandlogia.livejournal.com]

Ways to kill someone.

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So hard to choose!

Jamming a sharpened pencil through your ear past your skull and into your brain.

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Boring~

Now see normally I'm morally opposed to cruelty to animals but for you I'd make the exception and peel you with a rusty saw to make a reptile coat out of you.

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Correction. Subtle and unexpected~

How romantic. Shall I shave all your body hair off and make a wig?

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No. It was boring and unoriginal and I've heard it before.

I doubt that would work well given the fickle nature of my hair.

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No you didn't.

Oh, I'm certain I would find a way.

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Oh I have. I think at twice but I want to say three times. No wait, the third was a threat for through the temple not the ear. Still, VERY close you must admit. I like the fork through the eyes threat because it wouldn't work so it's actually highly amusing.

I very much doubt that Litter Box. Not to mention the difficulty of finding the patience to try to deal with it.