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Prussia-san~

So I hear you sleep with a teddy bear named Old Fritz. As adorable as this is ~~I'd love a picture by the way~~ are you perhaps a little too lonely of late? Whatever will you do with that package I sent you? I suppose you could use them on the Old Fritz teddy bear but really, whatever would be the point?

Also. I need a head-count. If you're on the SDC sub and you know it clap your hands. And by clap your hands I mean actually post a reply. And if everyone could tell me what power you have currently and what you're missing I'll try to let you know who has what if you want it back. Or you can all fend for yourself if you think that's actually been working for you.

Silvers, Brooke, we need to talk. Lucci? Ditto. I have... something.

For everyone else:

HowManyOfMe.com

There are
1
or fewer people with my name in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

Hey America. Is that one person me? I don't remember if I got my citizenship or not. It's possible. I forget.

Edit: Oh and on another sub note. I'm going grocery shopping. Who wants what? So far I have:
- Juice boxes for Rukia
- Candy for Lambo (is gum okay?)
- Meat for Toboe and Jyabura (you guys, anything more specific than steak and turkey?)
- Fruit (yes, including grapes. Of course)
- Salad stuff
- Licorice

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First you have to explain how she's a death god and how you know this.

I read Bleach.

... I don't know what that means. How do you read a cleaner? The labels aren't that long. :|

It's... er... GAH I'M TRYIN' TO BE GOOD HERE AND NOT ALTER YOUR GRIP ON REALITY!

Goddamit where's the twins!? They know what I'm talking about. >.>

Try me. I've seen weirder shit than you can throw at me. And I talk to Garp on a regular basis.

Which twins? Chibi Lupin and chibi Jigen?

The er... howdoyaspellit... Hitachiin twins. They're apart of the Host Club.

Alright you asked for it... *takes a deep breath*

Kuchiki Rukia is one of the main characters of the mega animanga franchise known as Bleach. It's drawn by Kubo Tite-sensei, and Studio Perriot attempts to animate it (the manga is much, much better). It has Bankai, and chicks with big boobs. It's a good series.

Right. Chibi Lupin and chibi Jigen.

Sounds cool but you realize it's just fiction. Just because a girl has the same name and looks similar doesn't mean she's done all the things in the story. Monkey Punch draws tons of shit that didn't happen and he never gets the best stuff that did. Although... she did say she wasn't human. But how do you know she's the same as in the story?

Because she's freaking out. *points down*

Huh. Okay! I'll add chocoballs to the list! :D Thanks!

Do you think everyone has stalkers that make stuff about them?

I'm not a stalker. I HAVE a stalker, it's annoying.

... That's actually what I asked. Since Lupin has Monkey Punch and all that.

Oooo. Sorry, my bad. Sorachi and I are actually cool.

And I AM being stalked by an idiot ninja.

Sorachi?

Sounds weird. Did he find you here too?

My Mangaka.

She did. She's just an NPC so she only shows up every so often.

Oh. Your stalker. Got it.

Same as Sorachi or a different stalker?

Wh-Wh-What is that?!

The 4th wall. You must not be Omake!Rukia. She breaks it sometimes.

Normally I would find this conversation disturbing but I have other things to be disturbed over.

It's good to keep busy.