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Prussia-san~

So I hear you sleep with a teddy bear named Old Fritz. As adorable as this is ~~I'd love a picture by the way~~ are you perhaps a little too lonely of late? Whatever will you do with that package I sent you? I suppose you could use them on the Old Fritz teddy bear but really, whatever would be the point?

Also. I need a head-count. If you're on the SDC sub and you know it clap your hands. And by clap your hands I mean actually post a reply. And if everyone could tell me what power you have currently and what you're missing I'll try to let you know who has what if you want it back. Or you can all fend for yourself if you think that's actually been working for you.

Silvers, Brooke, we need to talk. Lucci? Ditto. I have... something.

For everyone else:

HowManyOfMe.com

There are
1
or fewer people with my name in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

Hey America. Is that one person me? I don't remember if I got my citizenship or not. It's possible. I forget.

Edit: Oh and on another sub note. I'm going grocery shopping. Who wants what? So far I have:
- Juice boxes for Rukia
- Candy for Lambo (is gum okay?)
- Meat for Toboe and Jyabura (you guys, anything more specific than steak and turkey?)
- Fruit (yes, including grapes. Of course)
- Salad stuff
- Licorice

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... Why did you pretend to be his son? Also... aren't you a girl?

Ask England. I'm honestly not sure here. I never met any in my world but supposedly anything could happen here.

It was a job.

England? I've met a fairy prince once! Ahh, I want to go to the fairy kingdom and make lots of friends.

Ohhh! What kind? Was it exciting? How'd it go?

teatimebitchHe's a cool enough guy but he's been sick a lot lately. Huh. Yeah? What was the fairy prince like? Was he short?

The kind where I pretended to be his son?

Corn was amazing! He was still little though. He was having trouble I hope he grew up and grew his wings!

... Why? What was the objective? Why would he want people to think you were his son or were you trying to trick him? Who hired/assigned you to do this? Work with me here.

I didn't know fairies didn't have wings when they were young. I meant size more than age though. Fairies are supposedly like 12 centimeters tall, right?

It was work for the Love Me section of LME. It's my job.

He was bigger than me because he was a prince.

What is LME and the Love Me section? Sounds like an interesting job.

Now you're making me wonder if you're even normal-human sized. How tall are you (if you don't mind me asking)?

... LME? You don't know what that is?

Of course I'm normal.

Never heard of it.

I see. And you think turning into a chicken at will is normal?

Of course it is.

... Do you know many people who can?

So what is LME?

Anyone who gets the job can.

My agency.

Oh. Is it innate or something you get when you get the job?

Uh... what kind of agency?

... no?

If you haven't heard of LME I don't think anything I say is going to help.

... So how does it work then? Doesn't it have to be one or the other. I don't get it.

Tch. Try me. I understand more when people explain things.

... why is it confusing? You just do it like anyone would.

LME is the biggest agency in Japan. They represent everyone. I mean... how do you explain that?

... So everyone you know can turn into a chicken at will? Can you turn into other stuff?

*sigh* Agency of what? Music? Books? Modeling? Acting?

Sure, why not? Anything I want to right? Sometimes it takes a while to find it but I'll get better!

Of everything?

... So you could turn into a wolf just because you want to?

Let me spell this out for you. If everyone can turn into anything they want to, why would they need jobs for other people? Why would an agency that does everything even exist because where would be the money coming from since why would anyone need to hire someone else to do something when they're all in the same agency themselves. That doesn't make any sense.

Are you picking a fight with me?

...

Tch. No. I just don't understand you. Maybe it's the different world thing but you're confusing me. I can't even tell if you're just trying to or not.