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Prussia-san~

So I hear you sleep with a teddy bear named Old Fritz. As adorable as this is ~~I'd love a picture by the way~~ are you perhaps a little too lonely of late? Whatever will you do with that package I sent you? I suppose you could use them on the Old Fritz teddy bear but really, whatever would be the point?

Also. I need a head-count. If you're on the SDC sub and you know it clap your hands. And by clap your hands I mean actually post a reply. And if everyone could tell me what power you have currently and what you're missing I'll try to let you know who has what if you want it back. Or you can all fend for yourself if you think that's actually been working for you.

Silvers, Brooke, we need to talk. Lucci? Ditto. I have... something.

For everyone else:

HowManyOfMe.com

There are
1
or fewer people with my name in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

Hey America. Is that one person me? I don't remember if I got my citizenship or not. It's possible. I forget.

Edit: Oh and on another sub note. I'm going grocery shopping. Who wants what? So far I have:
- Juice boxes for Rukia
- Candy for Lambo (is gum okay?)
- Meat for Toboe and Jyabura (you guys, anything more specific than steak and turkey?)
- Fruit (yes, including grapes. Of course)
- Salad stuff
- Licorice

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I don't even give a fuck if you do or not. Besides those aren't the only ways you're a complete prick. My breasts are 100% real though. See how they slope? Fake ones don't go down the way they should because they're not real. That's how you can tell. Don't be jealous~ Drink your milk and maybe one day you'll get bustier too.

I am right on that. I will drink milk and have bigger ones than you.

:|

Idiot.

Hey look... uh... sorry I'm being a jerk. Just a little annoyed with people but I shouldn't take it out on you. Thanks for not being as annoying. 2 things. 1. Do you have your dragon back yet and 2. Are you coming over again any time soon?

1) No, I do not.

2) I do not know. I had no plans to but I could say hi to some people.

1) Okay. I'll continue keeping an eye out for him then. Do you know what trait or whatever you have now?

2) Well look. It's not like I want you around but you weren't SO bad the last time you came. So I'm going grocery shopping sort of en masse since we got a tone of new people and I remember you sort of like cooking and you like Giselle so do you want me to pick up any ingredients for you or something?

1) I have super strength. I thought I showed you at the party.

2) Ingredients for cooking?

1) You did but I thought you got rid of it.

2) Yes. I mean I know nothing about cooking really but there is food buying involved. Usually specific foods. Is there anything I should get? It's a big ocean and I don't know when we'll stop off again so if there's something you might want to cook with Ipin or Giselle or whatever...

1) No, not yet. This red-haired guy is taking his time.

2) Scone ingredients. And maybe some things to make lo-mein.

1) Huh. I would have thought Calgara would have jumped at the chance to get his strength back but maybe he's still teasing Norland with the sword thing.

2) I don't know how scones are made. Nor do I know how to make lo-mein. Could you be more specific?

Maybe. I will just keep it for now.

That would be giving away the secret.

Have fun with that.

... How can I get you the ingredients you need then? Idiot.

Buy a bunch of things and I will tell you.

... So don't buy anything extra and just hope it magically works out for you?