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Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2009-04-12 01:37 am

ooc: Fujiko knows religion not at all, some about myths, and mostly she's confused REALLY confused

Today is Easter back home! And I have no idea if people here celebrate it but I figured I do so others can celebrate it with me if they want!!

So we'd be like coloring hard-boiled eggs and like Akito said, hiding chocolate filled plastic eggs and having kids find them. And there's all kinds of stuff about birth because it's Buddha's birthday!! And rebirth because Jesus came back from the dead... which makes him like a zombie! And I guess we gotta hide the eggs because he's a special zombie! That eats eggs instead of brains. And his special zombie-ness is why we eat motzah ball soup and unlevened bread. Because he was on a special zombie diet. Or maybe it was Buddha who was. I forget.

And the then gods gave us candy for being good and so we all had to keep our karma in balance or we wouldn't get any chocolate because the Easter bunny would eat it all. :(

Anyways...

Happy Easter!

[[ooc: yes I do know most of the religious origins of the actual SEPERATE holidays but this is meant as a joke and I'm really really really sorry if it offended anyone. Feel free to smack some sense into her if you want.]]

[identity profile] segnato.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It would kill me if I used its power again.

... It killed everyone else affected.

[identity profile] segnato.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
A pacifier that holds the power of the curse.

[identity profile] segnato.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. He's cursed.
All seven Arcobaleno hold a pacifier according to the colors of the rainbow. His is yellow.

Mine was intended to be blue-- it's grey.

[identity profile] segnato.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The strongest infants in the world.

... Because it's corrupt. I'm a failed version.

[identity profile] segnato.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
It can't.

... But, thank you.