ooc: Fujiko knows religion not at all, some about myths, and mostly she's confused REALLY confused

[doubleppk]

Today is Easter back home! And I have no idea if people here celebrate it but I figured I do so others can celebrate it with me if they want!!

So we'd be like coloring hard-boiled eggs and like Akito said, hiding chocolate filled plastic eggs and having kids find them. And there's all kinds of stuff about birth because it's Buddha's birthday!! And rebirth because Jesus came back from the dead... which makes him like a zombie! And I guess we gotta hide the eggs because he's a special zombie! That eats eggs instead of brains. And his special zombie-ness is why we eat motzah ball soup and unlevened bread. Because he was on a special zombie diet. Or maybe it was Buddha who was. I forget.

And the then gods gave us candy for being good and so we all had to keep our karma in balance or we wouldn't get any chocolate because the Easter bunny would eat it all. :(

Anyways...

Happy Easter!

[[ooc: yes I do know most of the religious origins of the actual SEPERATE holidays but this is meant as a joke and I'm really really really sorry if it offended anyone. Feel free to smack some sense into her if you want.]]

Comments

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

South park has a great episode about why is Easter related to a bunny (check it here and have fun: http://allsp.com/l.php?id=e158 )

Or I could tell you about how eggs, rabbits and hares, are fertility symbols, representing springtime and renewal of faith for Christians (since Jesus came back from the dead to let his Apostles know nothing was over, it was only starting. Or something).

[doubleppk]

So the moral of the story is that they're furries? And that Saint Peter was a special rabbit that lays eggs and that's why the Pope hat looks stupid? I'm not sure that's something I can believe. :| Jesus likes to die too much.

Yeah that sounds a little more plausible.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

South Park brings you a whole new meaning of life.

[doubleppk]

Something like that~

And people thought my version was off :P