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Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2009-04-12 01:37 am

ooc: Fujiko knows religion not at all, some about myths, and mostly she's confused REALLY confused

Today is Easter back home! And I have no idea if people here celebrate it but I figured I do so others can celebrate it with me if they want!!

So we'd be like coloring hard-boiled eggs and like Akito said, hiding chocolate filled plastic eggs and having kids find them. And there's all kinds of stuff about birth because it's Buddha's birthday!! And rebirth because Jesus came back from the dead... which makes him like a zombie! And I guess we gotta hide the eggs because he's a special zombie! That eats eggs instead of brains. And his special zombie-ness is why we eat motzah ball soup and unlevened bread. Because he was on a special zombie diet. Or maybe it was Buddha who was. I forget.

And the then gods gave us candy for being good and so we all had to keep our karma in balance or we wouldn't get any chocolate because the Easter bunny would eat it all. :(

Anyways...

Happy Easter!

[[ooc: yes I do know most of the religious origins of the actual SEPERATE holidays but this is meant as a joke and I'm really really really sorry if it offended anyone. Feel free to smack some sense into her if you want.]]

[identity profile] bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
Zombie Jesus doesn't sound very appealing.

[identity profile] bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
If he's a zombie, won't he be dropping body parts all over the place? Is it a good idea to have an animated corpse running about. I can just see the kids finding fingers instead of plastic eggs. Disgusting.

[identity profile] bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. If you keep telling people that zombie Jesus is going to join the egg hunt, you could hide some fake limbs.

[identity profile] bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe, are they any good makeup artists around? Yamamoto, Ryohei, Ipin and I have pulled off Halloween pranks before, but I hardly think any of us would make a very convincing undead Jesus.

[identity profile] bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. Hehe, I think it would be hilarious to freak people out who are gullible enough to fall for it.

[identity profile] bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
I know that using like glue and peeling it back a little after it dries makes it look like dead skin. I don't mind a fake beard.

[identity profile] bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
What are the explosions for? Not that it's a bad thing to have them. And how do you make an explosion safe?

Re: Private so that it's a suprise!!! hehehehe

[identity profile] bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
!? Rr rrr arr b hr rrrr. As long as someone isn't by the explosives. I expect the hunt to be pretty far from that area then.

Who all is joining the hunt?