doubleppk | ooc: Fujiko knows religion not at all, some about myths, and mostly she's confused REALLY confused

Today is Easter back home! And I have no idea if people here celebrate it but I figured I do so others can celebrate it with me if they want!!

So we'd be like coloring hard-boiled eggs and like Akito said, hiding chocolate filled plastic eggs and having kids find them. And there's all kinds of stuff about birth because it's Buddha's birthday!! And rebirth because Jesus came back from the dead... which makes him like a zombie! And I guess we gotta hide the eggs because he's a special zombie! That eats eggs instead of brains. And his special zombie-ness is why we eat motzah ball soup and unlevened bread. Because he was on a special zombie diet. Or maybe it was Buddha who was. I forget.

And the then gods gave us candy for being good and so we all had to keep our karma in balance or we wouldn't get any chocolate because the Easter bunny would eat it all. :(

Anyways...

Happy Easter!

[[ooc: yes I do know most of the religious origins of the actual SEPERATE holidays but this is meant as a joke and I'm really really really sorry if it offended anyone. Feel free to smack some sense into her if you want.]]

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The EGGS, obviously.

Oh. Right. That makes sense. Well that's okay, I'm going to talk to Giselle and Rosette tomorrow and see if they want to dye some hard-boiled eggs. And I'm going to put out the plastic candy ones later.

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Maybe you should like, read up on it more rather than totally making stuff up.

Do you at least have a dress?

I didn't make stuff up!! I was basing it out of memory!

Um no. I hate Easter dresses and bonnets. It's just not my thing.

Okay, fine. Rather than TOTALLY FAILING.

How can you hate them? They're totally adorable!

... Hum. I guess I could pull out a bible or something... Or am I looking at the wrong book? Because there's nothing about Buddha or the Easter Bunny in here.

On other people they're fine, I just find them uncomfortable and inhibiting.

I bought a totally awesome one!

Are you going to wear it when we do the Easter egg hunt/race Akito/Agito are talking about?

Easter Egg Hunt? No way! There is no time for that!

There isn't?? Why not?!

Becaaaaaaause it's toooooottaaally Easter and you gotta celllleeeebrate gooood tiiimes.

Yeah but! Aren't Easter egg hunts a good way to celebrate?

No way. Apparnetly you don't knwo how to like, REALLY celebrate.

What's wrong with egg hunts??

Okay how do you really celebrate then?

Baskets, beer and bchurch.

I thought the baskets were part of the egg hunt? You know... putting the eggs in the basket?

And beer I'm all for but church holds a lot of bad memories for me. Too many fake funerals.

I don't put the eggs in the basket.

Oh. Why not? Where do you put the eggs? And what do you do with the basket?

...the baskets are used for food and linens. Are you NEW? Eggs are given to your friends.

I think it must be celebrated diffrently where I was. But I DO remember stuff about linens and food... but the eggs were always hidden. And with Afikoman you get presents!

Celebrate it how I celebrate it and be TOTALLY RIGHT!

Okay! But I still want to do an egg-hunt. You'll join though right? You can glamor it up and it won't be as awesome without you!

Glamor it up?

Yeah! Without you it'll be plain and boring. You know how fabulous you are. You should help us liven it up and make in pretty in your Easter dress. If you're really talented you can maybe even get Mashiro into an Easter dress too.

Give me the rest of today. I'll totally get her in a dress.

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