doubleppk | [Video] / [Action] Cloud Nine Fashion Karaoke Nights?! Yes.

[Option A: Fujiko struts about Cloud Nine like she owns the place. Which, she kind of does, if you count theft as ownership, and if you count Luceti as the kind of place where things can actually be stolen. She has set up the small stage so that the piano is pushed back and it looks more like a model runway. Including stage lights. There's a reason for this. She then struts out in high heels and a blue leather catsuit. Sup Luceti? You've just become her private/public audience for a model show. Aren't you privileged?]

What do you think? Blue with these heels? [The heels in question are red, and meant for evening gowns. Fail. In any case, she struts back, flips her hair, ducks behind a curtain, and comes out again in a red catsuit, though same heels.]

Or perhaps these~? [Strut strut strut. And once again she goes back. This time to a black catsuit and green army boots. Someone help her learn how to match clothes. It might also help to teach her that leather catsuits are not meant to be worn every single day of the year. That's gonna be difficult though, because apparently she found dozens. Yup, Fujiko is in her own little personal paradise, and enjoying showing off the more exotic ones like so. Good luck to you all.]

Oh! That gives me a great idea! [She says, like this was totally impromptu and not at all planned. Uh-huh. Suuuure.] We should have a fashion night here at Cloud Nine once a month! Everyone's invited! And then afterwards we can do karaoke! Doesn't that sound fun? [Huh Luceti? Doesn't it?]

[Option B: In Action, after her "little impromptu show," Fujiko takes to the Battledome to get some practice in with her new catsuits and break them in. Would anyone like to stumble across the Cat Burglar in action as she darts about rooftops and sneaks into apartments? Oh wait, she might be doing that in Luceti proper, too. Oops.]

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ILL-FIT?!

HEY! I definitely have the curves to fill this out!

[Congratulations Spock, you're the first male to ever suggest such a thing to her face.] And it's plenty practical! It prevents tickling!!

That is illogical Miss Fujiko.... the 'suit' is obviously at least three sizes too small to fit your form... Considering the weather, it does not provide enough cover.

Most humans would find that much skin exposed to be cold...

[Spock tilts his head...] What do you mean by 'prevents tickling'?

It's supposed to look like this! It's fashion!

And I'm not cold, there's a zipper that goes up higher if I want it, but we're in the battledome so it's not necessary.

And just like I said! What do you mean, "What do you mean?" You know what tickling is, right?

I am aware of what tickling is Miss Fujiko... What I am not aware of is how your outfit prevents such an action.

I am certain if I attempted to tickle you... the suit would not prevent it unless you are... booby-trapped.

While I am, [Quite um.... Literally.] that's beside the point!

It's leather! It's very difficult to tickle through!

[Spock raises an eyebrow.... but then takes a purposeful step forward...]

Would you care to test that theory?

[Puts a hand over her mouth in mocking shock.]

Why Mr. Spock! How forward!

Not at all... You have presented me with a questionable theory. I intend to clarify it.

[Have a small Vulcan smirk.]

Is that what they call it these days? Clarity?

[Spock tilts his head in confusion....]

Define 'it'....?

You know. It.

Negative Miss Fujiko.... I do not know 'it'. What are you referring to? [He is emotionally stunted....give him a break.]

Testing questionable theories.

[That's okay, she can still find a way to make double entendres.]

[Spock takes another step closer...the confusion still evident on his face.]

You are being purposefully difficult, correct?

[She hides a quick chuckle behind a hand.]

You're the one threatening to tickle a woman!

I assure you that was no threat... it was a scientific proposal.

Though I am still curious to what 'it' you refer...

A proposal, is it?

It, Spock, it.

[Poor Vulcan, asking Fujiko to be logical is like asking the world to stop flipping out.]

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[Have a Vulcan lineface....]

Simply repeating the word does not make more clear the definition. You must find another way to express your point.

What. Is. 'It'? [major eyebrow]

Whatever you want it to be darling.

[The Vulcan stared at her for a long time...

..............

.....

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Miss Fujiko, are you flirting with me?

[... Fujiko just face palms.]

No.

Honey, you aren't my type. Too stiff.

I was making innuendo though, good job.

[Kind of amused grin, though really she's wondering how the heck he can be this oblivious.] Usually if a guy wants to tickle me it's for sexual reasons. And "science" would just be the excuse.

[The Vulcan is silent...

....he blinks a couple of times.

.............................]

I did not intend to imply...

That is, what I meant to say was...

Miss Fujiko, I would never impede...I....

[Congratulations... you've flustered a Vulcan.]

[She laughs and pats his cheek with a hand.]

I know. And now, you know too, hm?

I take it the future doesn't have any evil scientist psycho types who like to use tickling as a means of torture?

[Spock blushes beet..... green.]

Not as such. Should I apologise?

[Those are some very raw beets!]

You didn't actually tickle me, so no, it's fine. As it is, I had some fun at your expense. [Pats his very green cheek.]

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